my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??

Lmao what the frick is this???

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THEY FUCKING KILLED JAMES NOOOOOOOO

I WAS SEARCHING FOR A SU CLIP BUT THIS IS SO MUCH MORE FUNNIER THAN WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

i still laughcry in my mind every time i remember how cylva spends an entire side questline hyping you about this wicked villain who should be put to death but was spared by her friend and that show of love and mercy undid her. and then she literally goes offscreen to get all dressed up dramatically and show back up before wol and go “and that villain…. was me” and then when wol is just like ‘uhh ok lol. not killing you though’ shes literally like MAN COME ON NOT YOU TOO

#SAGAFTRAstrong #WGAstrong

watching people on tiktok consume borax is uh. something.

having to say “don’t eat borax” was not on my 2023 bingo

@the-puffinry

Can’t believe in the year 2023 we have to say: do not consume borax. It will not provide a “parasite cleanse”, it does not combat the “evil fluoride” in your water, and it is not a super mineral. It will damage your organs. Also, it’s not rated for human consumption so frankly, who knows what it’s cross-contaminated with (my personal bet would be arsenic).

Absolutely love when I Google something I've never heard of and find the reason I've never heard of it is because it's been banned in the EU for safety concerns

French Inhale, a short mini comic set before the events of my main webcomic, The Quick and Dirty Life of Fritz Fargo.  Done for TCAF 2019, and tweaked for Halcon 2019. 

Just meant to be short, cute and gay. :3

gender liberation literally has to include cis people im so fucking serious. we’re never going to be able to get rid of the chains utterly and for good if we don’t unshackle absolutely fucking everybody

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Not Quite What I'd Hoped

Get your meat sucked

"damn bitch you live like this?" but its a full white minimalistic clean bedroom

My work is a finalist for the 2023 Fanfest Art Competion! Please vote for my entry, I-09, if you want to support me.

Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and "out of touch" came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.

Rain frogs (by Hana Lion)