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Scott Daniel Ellison

“Weasel”

sorry for being the girl of ur dreams? Lol. literally not my problem

god I wish I was decomposing in the mountains

we joke and we kid but literally im so sick of everything constantly being sexualized. i was surrounded by talk of sex and sexual things throughout my pre/teen years and it genuinely did a lot of damage to how i process things and relationships and everything. its not cute and its not funny and it genuinely makes me really upset when people sexualize the shit i do on here

this goes triple for things that are made for kids. like. 

the one problem i have with people my age and younger is that a lot of us do not have hands on hobbies. like i have spoken to so many people my age who go to work, go to school and then fuck around on their phone/computer for hours and then ???????? like no wonder ur depressed and have low confidence in urself. u need to get ur hands on something, feed those dopamine receptors! learn how to play guitar, garden, scrapbook, fucking make model trains. i don’t give a shit, MAKE SOMETHING!!

it feels better than drugs when i finish making a thing—and then show it off or gift it.

and then so people my age say to me ‘well—i can’t draw/paint/knit/etc. like you can. my stuff would be terrible.’ yeah, well duh—a part of developing skill is sucking at something and then practicing it over and over and over again until you suck less. u’ll have a hard time feeling lonely or bored when you can’t stop thinking abt a technique you want to try or something you want to make for someone else. making things has SAVED MY LIFE. it gave me a reason to keep living day after day when i wanted to die.

making things have improved my generational relationships (when i worked for the newspaper i would talk to customers abt jamming recipes or cross-stitch, one of my grandmas always gives me pattern books and tell me abt when she knitted things for mom, my other grandma is giving me a wedding quilt that HER grandma gave her 50 years ago because she knows i will appreciate it). it also got me likeminded friends who also make things.

take a ceramics class! pick up water colors, bake cakes! learn to work on cars! make soap. DO SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T INVOLVE STARING AT A SCREEN.

Hobbies cost money, Helen.

Do you eat? Then you can have a hobby.

Can you see green outside? Can you get some dirt? Then you can have a hobby.

Do you have a pen and paper? Hobby.

Something with a keyboard? Hobby.

The ability to walk? Hobby.

Get creative and don't be a pessimist is step one Barabra. 

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Thats just me looking for somewhere to tinkle

The world you live in. Credit: silbecl

u already know what the heck is goin on

Seemlessness

If black cats could change into humans, I imagine this is what they’d be like.

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

whats up with those ferrero rocher commercials where at every party they have elaborate displays of ferrero rocher

if amyone knows how to get invited to a ferrero rocher party please dm me

Cat artist.

mood for today is my mom yelling at me to get inside while i’m running back and forth across the yard holding copious amounts of frogs

my mom: vivien get the FUCK inside you’ve been out there for twenty minutes me, holding 3 frogs in each hand: I CAN’T!!! I’M SAVING THEM my mom: PUT THEM BACK IN THE FUCKING POOL me: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY’LL DROWN

The buildup of this video compared the seconds-long vine that’s usually passed around made this fucking clip 100x funnier