yes, i do bite if provoked

beastly thing

@spots-and-thots

H O L O F A N G S

(Buy it on t-shirts, bedspreads, notebooks and more here!)

Sprucin’ up this happy hyena

Now, now.

Y’all don’t want that pretty girl to stomp on you, you want a long and drawn out sword fight with flirty banter. Quit saying you want her to hit you with a truck, you want her to do The Thing where she gently lifts your chin with her sword while your heart pounds out of your chest and at the end when she has you pinned against the wall with her blade to your throat, you want a heartrending confession with hissed declarations of your undying affection and for her to finally throw her weapon to the side and pull you into a passionate yet tender kiss. Stop lying.

But what if I want the pretty girl to stomp on me?

@the-shoosh

Rough drawing I did while I was on a recent flight! Drawn in Procreate for the iPad Pro.

@spots-and-thots

#cua'li and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by the-shoosh

@spots-and-thots

He really does ruin lives

Villain Discord: Eorzea’s Worst

Eorzea’s Worst discord is continuing to recruit with a new post! Got some new admins, etc. So want to make a new post with some of the old info and new!

These characters are the ones that range from “shady” to full blown “pitch black”. This discord is NOT locked to a specific server, any one on any FFXIV server is welcome. Additionally, there is now an in-game LS on Balmung (the yellow names and mods in the discord can invite to the LS as well)

The goal of this discord is to give players that have villain/dark/evil aligned characters a place they can gather and meet other like minded players.

Due to the nature of this discord, we ask all members be 18 years or older.

Fast run down of rules, expanded versions of which can be found within the discord, are as follows:

Discord members will be given ONE (1) warning, a second offense will result in banning from the server.

If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to contact @rei-sekiro @dex-ffxiv or @chxsingthemoon

Join Eorzea’s Worst here!

Reblog if your muse is a lil shit

… Shard has sass. Sometimes too much.

Tai is sassy as hell.

((The Sal siblings can bite each other’s faces off if they tried hard enough.))

Rina can be very sassy.

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Zombieland Directed by Ruben Fleischer (2009)