goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

being busy is a blessing. that’s all I want in 2016. to be consistently busy. get shit done

Group chats be like

Me in the group chat lmaoooo

Definitely the type of person to take the long way home to listen to more songs

songs that Did That™

A Question That Bleeds | Nikita Gill (via untamedunwanted)

Is this an art exhibit jesus christ

“tender, it’s how people meat”

STOP

rip santa.

Working in Retail in under 3 minutes

i had to watch this like 5 times because of no captions but lmao if someone makes a transcript for this it would be bomb

transcript: “So we have these Santas at work, right, okay? We have black and we have white Santas. And they’re like creepy, five-foot tall, lifelike animatronic… like, Santas that hold plates of cookies and milk, and they kinda look like they could wake up and come to life and murder you in your sleep– and they don’t include batteries, but we have these Santas. Like nothing screams ‘festive holiday cheer’ like a big, hulking Santa. Um. Nothin’ will jingle your jangles more. So, um, this woman comes in and she’s like, “Do you have these?” and I’m like, “Oh my god, yeah!” So a couple weeks ago we sold out of our white Santas, and we are down to like, three black Santas. And so, I take her to the aisle, I show her the Santas, and the first thing out of her mouth is, “I’m not racist, but…” and I’m like, well, I can’t– I’m not in the position to decide if you are or not, but if like– if I could use context clues and infer, uh, I would say maybe that you might be. And three, we’re talking about Santa. Like– (stuttering) did we switch subjects? And so, um, I’m in like, I– the next thing that pops out of her mouth is like, “This is not right.” and I’m like, okay, I’m sorry, but this is what the picture was. And she’s like, “No. Santa is white.” And I’m like, oh no, okay. Okay. So I’m in– I’m about to tell her, I’m like, mid-sentence, like, “I’m sorry, do you want me to go call another store, do you need me to, like, write you a raincheck just in case we we get any more.” And she’s like, “This is wrong, I want them taken down.” She interrupts me, says that, and I’m like, (pause). I like, look around, and I’m like, is she talking to me? Is this, like, my own, like, personal hell? But like, of course it is. So, um, I’m like, “I can’t take these Santas down.” And she’s like, “Why not?!” And I’m like, “You either have to buy them, or take them down yourself.” And that was like, the stupidest thing I could have ever said, because– (sighs) she takes this bag, with like, Jesus’s face, like, slammed right in the middle as a design– it’s big– she takes it off her shoulder, and starts beating these black Santas! She starts beating these Santas down, they were like, falling down… and I’m like, oh my god! What– what is happening? So like, I step in the middle of her and these Santas and I’m like, “Ma’am, ma’am, you need to leave, you need to stop, or I’m going to have to call someone.” So she like, stops, and she’s like, beet red, and like, huffin’ and puffin’, and she like, looks at me and I can tell she’s just trying to get like, a one-liner in, and she’s like, “The Santa I know is white.” And then she walks away. And I’m like, well– I’m processing what’s happening, while also thinking, like, the Santa you know? Santa’s not real. So unless you’re using an ouija board to contact good old Kris Kringle, um, from like, B.C. or whenever, I’m like, that’s pretty impressive, but how ya doin’ that. And, um, I– the last thought that ran through my mind is that, I’m like, I would hate to be in the room with her when she finds out that Jesus is not white.”

when your life’s a mess but you still wanna be a positive influence

This has been me and always will be.

lmao this boyfriend tag is hilarious you can tell they aint gon make it lol

They are literally complete opposites…

a water sign and a earth sign

lmfao I wanna do this

This is my favourite boyfriend tag btw lol

after filing for divorce with johnny depp, amber heard filed a restraining order and alleges domestic abuse complete with a pretty messed up photo of her bruised face… and the comments on any facebook news outlet are filled with an indescribably disappointing amount of victim blaming and causing her of lying i’m mad

i just saw a headline that says “one of Hollywood’s hottest is back on the market” like…

And people wonder why the abused don’t come forward and testify. Look what it gets you. This is gross. Poor Amber.

Weapons of mass destruction

This is so sad

Never forget

Never forget…

u kno sometimes u just gotta accept ur a different kind of pretty.. and when ya look at pretty girls u think r prettier than u… u just gotta say to urself.. no they arent… theyre just a different kind of pretty… 

This just in: bisexuals are greedy, untrustworthy, gold-digging from ugly cis white males and lesbians ruin marriages…

you’re someone’s dream person