WHEN I SAY L YOU SAY OG. L TO THE! [complete silence] L TO THE! [muffled] og.. L TO THE! [roman voice] you need to stop this.
i keep my disgusting imps around just to watch my mutants squish them
If u dont fuck with fat bitches kill yourself for real
Gay/ace people: guess I'll die
yep that’s exactly what I meant
If u dont fuck with fat bitches kill yourself for real
Gay/ace people: guess I'll die
yep that’s exactly what I meant
Anonymous asked:
tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you
thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:
i look and see a shock above,
but really there’s,
no danger.
i pee and watch the bugs make love,
and think of him:
a stranger.
some twin peaks shit happening on my poem
"lestat thinks his looks are his only redeeming quality :(" he's right
yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way
Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.
Best picture in the world
wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww
yuo cant say this during plague month
pride month. pharohs curse got me
ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially
“uwu it’s ok if you don’t want to read classics uwu reading should be fun!!!!” WRONG go work in the mines
'weird' queer people are so important to this community. yes the ones with contradicting labels. yes the ones that use labels that no one can tell how the hell they could be put together. yes the mspec lesbians, gays, and straights. yes the multigendered person that uses straight && lesbian / gay. yes the men that are lesbians. yes the women that are mlm. yes the gaybians and lesgays. yes the person that uses purely xenogenders && neopronouns. and quite literally everyone that has some form of weird label(s). you are so important, please keep being weird with gender && sexuality, because you are so fucking awesome.
Oppenheimer building the first atomic bomb and shaking his head the whole time so that everyone knows he doesn't agree with nuclear warfare
I'm a smiler. I admit it. A giggler. I'm a laughy guy. I laugh at my own jokes before I can finish them, I laugh at my friends' jokes, and I laugh at them too much and too loud. Can't help it! Sorry for being full of love and joy!