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Bxbblegun

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Salutations Hooman.

Sexualities visit the Therapist

Asexual~
Therapist: Hello, I'll be your therapist. So it says here you molest anything that starts with the letter-
Asexual: *Seductively licks an apple*
Therapist:
Asexual: *winks at a passing ant*
~~~~~
Bisexual~
Therapist: So tell me, how many siblings do you have?
Bisexual: I can't say it.
Therapist: Uh, well I'll guess. One? Two?
Bisexual: Oh! Mm! say it again.
Therapist: ...Two?
Bisexual: AH AH! Mmm yes!
~~~~~
Gay~
Therapist: Hello! How are you today?
Gay: *seductive voice* well you seem happy.
Therapist: Um, I guess I am.
Gay: I bet. *licks lips* Be happy. Happiness is so... Hot.
Therapist:
~~~~~
Pansexual~
Therapist: Hi there! My name is Amy, I'll be your-
Pansexual: Is that what I think it is?
Therapist: *turns around* You mean the pot?
Pansexual: UGH don't say it, what a turn off.
Therapist: Um, then I won't... So it seems you've been involved in multiple sexual activities with... Pans...
Pansexual: Oh yeah. Sexy as hell, the best. I hate pots, though. Can't stand 'em.
Therapist: ...
Therapist: I
Pansexual: *glares at pot*
Therapist:
Therapist: I QUIT.

i will accept you no matter what you identify as

youre straight? cool come give me a hug

youre gay? cool come give me a hug 

youre bi? hey me too! come give me a hug

youre pan, demi or ace? cool come give me a hug

youre in any of the other underrepresented sexualitites? cool come give me a hug

but

if youre mean to people because of what they identify as? stay far away from me

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If attraction was a conversation about flowers

Straight person: I like roses!
Gay person: I like tulips!
Bisexual person: I like roses and tulips!
Pansexual person: I like every type of flower!
Demisexual person: I'm not a big fan of flowers, except I saw these dandelions at the store yesterday and OHMYGOD THEY'RE WONDERFUL
Asexual person: I'm allergic to flowers, but I still think they're pretty!
Aromantic person: I just don't really get the hype about flowers.
Homophobic person: WHY ARE YOU NOT ALL ROSE LOVERS??? HELL FOR YOU!!!
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Reblog/like if you think there are more than two genders.

It’s to prove a point :)

EDIT: Sorry for all the tags, but it’s so more people will see it so I can get more opinions. I think I’ve proved my point now, I’ll remove the tags.

So I usually don't post stuff like this but...

Right so today in class my math teacher, a human who is taller than our door and probably more awkward than it, casually mentioned how he isn’t married and how he never really felt attraction to any gender. So a pan girl in my class puts up her hand and asks if he was Asexual. One confused state and three queer people explanations later… HE WAS BEYOND EXCITED TO FIND OUT THAT HE WAS VALID AND SEEN AS AN ACTAUL HUMAN TO THE LGBT COMMUNITY. I shit you not. My way too tall and way too smart and way too dorky and way too awkward maths teacher lived his entire life thinking that he was strange and abnormal for not feeling any attraction to anyone. And a class of insane grade elevens changed that.

in russian there’s a saying that loosely translates to “who are we gonna be friends against today” and i think that’s beautiful

I might fully render this some day. Maybe. (This was also not intended to be a reproduction of the paid scene with Nadia in the hedge maze! It’s still good though.)

i speak french in public to my grandparents and to my boyfriend. people are surprised that im bilingual and say its cool and ask me to teach them some time

but when one of my classmates speaks arabic in public to her family, she gets strange and disgusted looks. no one asks to be taught arabic. no one says its cool that shes bilingual

its racism plain and simple

Stress
We were talk by about stress in health class. They gave a score for each of the stressful events. We had to tally up the scores for all the stressful things that happened in the past year. Some one was in the 600s. I got 702 and he was like. “Damn you beat me!” Then someone got 966 and we were all arguing and got mad bc someone had a higher score than them. We were only supposed to get around 200 points… and everyone got over 500…