New profile pic courtesy of the absolutely lovely and incredibly talented Stella Laroh (I'll edit this as soon as I figure out how to tag people properly, lol). She did an amazing job on this and does commissions, so drop her a line for your art needs!
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Do you guys ever think about not shoving trans shit down everyone’s throats more than the bible thumpers do??
Sure Jan.
Whatever it is, it's weird and pissed off.
Taking a video of me jerking my penis but the shutter speed matches the jerking speed so it looks like im just holding it
You went to film school, didn't you
I should just give up on the idea of ever having time to do the things I want to do because I am constantly doing stuff other people make me do. Sometimes I just want to say enough is enough, do it your own damn self, and walk away.
Drug testing:
Bad when your job/parents/etc do it
Good when you confirm your drugs don't have fent in them
When you're too stupid to open with "hi" or "hello", you don't deserve to internet.
(Synth chord ripping)
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
HEROES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER!
i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want
They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones
It’s about PayPal. This is all about fucking PayPal
He’s still pissed they fired him. He’s still pissed they didn’t like his idea of calling PayPal X
20 years and he has not learned a single thing. He’s still throwing a tantrum about people not liking his bad name suggestion decades ago
I don't think I've ever said it on here, but I fucking hate Elon Musk and I hope he goes to prison for fraud soon.
just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
They existed *before beetles*
Why is this sad? Why am I sad?
This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.
(my own photos)
Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.
Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.
You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.
I think I'm gonna go cry now.
