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And RIP loki

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and RIP thor

Reaction memes to random moments in twilight

Emmett when Edward said Bella already ate and Rosalie almost lost it:

"Hey where's Bella?" Bella walking into a room while pregnant:

Everyone to Jasper when Bella cut her finger:

Aro whenever he sees Carlisle:

Carlisle in the hospital when Bella explains how Edward moved with non human speed to save her:

jacob after forming his own pack: finally some peace and quiet

seth 0.2 seconds later:

The Twilight Saga.

I am beyond excited to bully Edward more tomorrow

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 1.01 Pilot

The ballet teachers in twilight coming to work on monday finding their mirrors broken, the floor ripped out and a mutilated corpse on the ground:

We love to chase each other around the house Pilot, What We Do in the Shadows

esme headcanons

- esme & jasper share a hobby of painting - esme set up subscriptions to fashion magazines for alice - esme looked into tool boxes for rose & prepped the garage for her - esme puts on comedy specials for emmett  - esme likes to be there for carlisle when he’s worried about patients at work - esme put out fresh flowers for bella’s first visit to the house - esme talks through edward’s insecurities with him

An apple farmer and a garlic farmer team up to fight their mutual nemesis, a vampire doctor

No time to explain, just get in

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)

I wonder if Bella ever hit the curb while Edward was in the car with her. Do you all think he remained calm or overreacted?

Bella: *hits a curb*

Edward: You're done. You're done.

Bella: so you just run to Alaska every time you're upset?

Edward: