@ parents who dont let their kids dye their hair: why r u so afraid of ur kid looking cool

how do i get the moon to notice me back

friendly reminder that people you consider rays of sunshine can:

This is disgusting. Women deemed unattractive by current conventional standards are ignored or misdiagnosed when they report their symptoms.

look I think cyberbullying is more often a problem rather than a solution but this time… whoever is responsible for this study deserves to get cyberbullied out of the medical field, so that funding can actually go to studies that help women instead of this repulsive misogynistic garbage

what a legend

if he can do it, we all can, kings

therapy but theres an audience that laughs at you

dr phil

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Actually life is beautiful because the sound I make while trying to breathe around hot food sounds like my dog trying to eat an apple. When I yawn my cat tries to put his face in my mouth like a little dentist man and when he yawns I put my finger in his obligate-carnivore trapzone and we both know he will not hurt me. When I do not fold my clothes, they do not hold it against me.

I am demonstrably sad, and lonely, and full of fear. But there are other people who will hold my hand, who will point out the hawk overhead, who will give you That Look in a public place. The other day at a coffee shop a child said "look! It's snowing!" so all of us strangers went to go look out the windows. It wasn't the first snow and it won't be the last but wasn't it lovely like that?

How wonderful to live in a world where birds and frogs both say beep! How wonderful to have an ocean of beautiful sharks with their dinosaur teeth! How wonderful the moon and her changing face, how wonderful the bees and their dancing to communicate, how wonderful shrimp and their forbidden layers of vision! How wonderful, you, and what you will give the world! The way we love things enough to spend entire blogs devoted to them? How people will let me explain my Pokemon team to them? How we will both jump at the scare in the movie, how we laugh so loudly, how it feels to give someone your baking? How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting.

This is the process of getting better. With wonderful people and wonderful strangers and wonderful friends: I am getting better, slowly. Thank you, whoever you are. In some way, you've been wonderful, and left a wonderful place in the world to ripple out to me. In some small way - isn't it beautiful - I promise, you've been helping.

An editorial cartoon about the anti-vaccination movement from the 1930s

From the 1930s

WOW! It’s True, the more things change, the more stupid people stay the same!

For context: This guy is a ex cop who is there to expose the fact that police heavily manipulate these statistics to cover up the truth. He aint a bad person who is lying, he is a good person who is pointing out that the police is lying.

time to hit the government with a motherfucking

Harry Styles - Juice (Lizzo Cover) - BBC Live Lounge - 18/12/19

I watched this indonesian horror movie and they did have some “bloopers” except instead of being funny outtakes, they were points in filming where they were forced to stop because the actress playing as the ghost got possessed a couple times and they had to do an exorcism

W

WHICH MOVIE?

if you’re confused about the impeachment stuff, here you go! The house has voted to impeach him. The senate still needs to.

As of 12/18/19 at 8:43 pm, the House has voted to impeach. The senate trial has not begun yet. The senate is held by majority republican, so keep that in mind.

Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise

Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same show.

reasons why i love this show so much 

I love that the most tiny feminine delicate sweetheart of the three does the traditionaly masculine chores. Kinda makes me wanna see a teen Bubbles change a tire in a pretty dress and hair bow.

Puppy attempts to reclaim bed from cat

I’ve never seen any animal be so thoroughly unimpressed by the efforts of another animal.

CATS DONT CARE.

Made a little girl cry today.

I was manning a booth while dressed as a witch, and an elementary schooler asked me for a potion that would turn her big brother into a frog. I agreed, and spent five minutes preparing a concoction of vinegar, baking soda, food coloring, soap, and glitter, all according to her specifications. I had her stir it, and then when it was ready, I procured a little glass pebble, dipped it into the potion, and told her to place it under her brother’s bed to turn him into a frog by morning.

When I held it out to her, she started bawling, and explained that she didn’t really want her brother to turn into a frog, she loved him, and she didn’t want my magic after all. 

“That’s okay,” I said. “This just means you’re a good sister.”

#my boss was like ‘you might be a little too convincing in this role’

Cozy puppies