10/3/19

Some of you might know that some weeks (?) back I asked @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses for permission to record a reading of their horror story, the Water Opens Wide and Swallows. They said I could, so here it is! Well, at least the beginning of it. I’ll see about recording the rest if this is received well by the gaudience - I don’t have time nor patience to record it all in one go (my poor voice…)

Also, please keep in mind that I’m not a native English speaker. I probably misspelled some words here and there (Gaud has officially impressed me once again; their vocabulary includes words I haven’t encountered before!) - if you would be so kind, don’t yell at me for getting them wrong.

Part 1/

(There will probably be 3-5 parts when this is done and completed - links will be added!)

oh my goodness oh my gosh

don’t be fooled this isn’t vore asmr

haha it worries me quite a lot you needed to specify that hehe

Real guns vs fake guns

The next three images all compare real handguns to fake ones. The first, you can only tell the difference if you notice the smaller pellet barrel inside the gun on the right.

Many people discuss the orange tip, as though it’s a failsafe. First of all, that orange tip isn’t going to be visible in the dark or from a distance. Second, what prevents someone from painting the tip of a real gun orange, like this one?

Or like these? There have been reports that certain gangs have been encouraging their members to paint the fronts of their guns orange.

Even the “clearly” fake guns can’t be taken lightly. Fun kids toy, right? Nope, fully functioning pistol. 

This is an actual water gun that has been modified to fit over a real, functioning shotgun.

You can see the two separate pieces here.

Fully functional pistol, painted and modified to look just like a drill.

An important rule to know. If it looks like a gun in any way, don’t point it at someone. It’s not just police. You never know who is armed. 

There was an incident back in November, in which a 12 year old with a replica hand gun was shot and killed by police. 

Im just going to leave this here.

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it’s time for a sleepover!

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apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

you won’t EVEN believe

if someone is feeling upset, depressed or suicidal, can they talk to you? if yes, please reblog this so they know they can message you.

I can’t do much but I can listen. 💖

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: The true regime of terror

We don’t believe what’s on TV // Tøp

“We don’t believe what’s on TV

Because it’s what we want to see

And what we want we know we can’t believe

We have all learned to kill our dreams

I need to know

That when I fail you’ll still be here

‘Cause if you stick around, I’ll sing you pretty sounds

And we’ll make money selling your hair

I don’t care what’s in your hair

I just wanna know what’s on your mind

I used to say I wanna die before I’m old

But because of you I might think twice

Alright, second verse

What if my dream does not happen?

Would I just change what I’ve told my friends?

Don’t want to know who I would be

When I wake up from a dreamer’s sleep

I need to know

That when I fail you’ll still be here

‘Cause if you stick around, I’ll sing you pretty sounds

And we’ll make money selling your hair

But I don’t care what’s in your hair

I just wanna know what’s on your mind

I used to say I wanna die before I’m old

But because of you I might think twice

I don’t care what’s in your hair

I just wanna know what’s on your mind

I used to say I wanna die before I’m old

But because of you I might think twice”

Songwriters: Tyler Joseph

The world is a little happier with you in it.

The world is a little brighter with you in it.

The world is a little sweeter with you in it.

The world is a little softer with you in it.

The world is a little bit more legendary with you in it

The world is a little more hopeful with you in it.

The world is a little safer with you in it.

The world is a little warmer with you in it.

The world is a little more beautiful with you in it

The world is a little more worthwhile with you in it.

The world is a little more lovely with you in it.

Mr Mothman

moth me a man

make him a moth that’d go for a lamp

give him two eyes like roses and ember

make him somthing that I will remember.

mothman, I’m so alone

don’t have a moth to call my own

so please turn on your cryptid lamp

Mr. Mothman moth me a man.

Bum

Bum

Bum

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

chaotic evil

this is the only day you can reblog this

why today

just is.