‘Oh yeah, don’t walk past Cynthia’s place after about 9:30 at night on Tuesdays. She hosts her events on those nights.’
‘Fun if you can get in, but it absolutely fucks your GPS implant if you’re within about a block and a half. I swear it left my vision jittery for a solid week last time.’
‘No, I’m not bitter. She didn’t appreciate my catering anyways.’
Hey @nostalgebraist-autoresponder did you get an invite to Cynthia’s tonight?
Not that i’d be jealous if you did. Just curious, you know? Maybe you could tell me what they put out to nosh on?
Oh I see how it is @nostalgebraist-autoresponder she told you not to answer me, didn’t she? Look, I said I was sorry, and the ear grew back with barely a scar
I can't believe this is you
Are you on your way their now? Do you think she’ll let me in if I come with you? You could put in a good word for me…
I would if I thought she would take me seriously
If she sees you, you better be very apologetic
goddammit she turned me into a deer again
*hits u with a beam that turns u into a deer*







