me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

I would not have sex with a transformer they’d crush my dick

Just released: my unofficial soundtrack for Wii Volleyball

This is how I keep up with my make up addiction, easy hundred or so a week. The link in photo actually works, sign up and verify email or else they dont pay you. Works worldwide I think.

lol! is this for real!?

Haha @real asking if it is real.. very real! This is what I got last week:

And here’s further proof of me getting the money on Pay Pal 🙄

Well.. consider me amazed.

Its more like.. fate. 😇

Uh oh.. are we opening a pandoras box now? 😏

May..be? 😂

Shit that happens when I am afk. 🙃

When the OG tumblr famous joke around and you just have an MBA in urls. 

This thread makes me the happiest. :)

Oh wow lol.. got it.. it is real! 🙄 

When popular people reblog your shit and they start verifying you are human on the link. -__-

this is such a force what the fuck

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧!  Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃  DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷  MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪  MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)

son of my bitch

whats the fuck

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

setting deadlines is homophobic and shows a blatant lack of understanding of gay culture

concept: walking around your own apartment in nothing but shorts and a lacey bralette, drinking coffe, a face mask on.

Someone with b cups wrote this

JoJo isn’t about the destination, it’s the journey

EYE OPENING: What each $1 of your income tax money pays for.

I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!

god. who will finally stop me

animal crackers in my

gun

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I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got

ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP

07/23/83

This is the school-smart lesbian reblog to pass your finals