stay hungry; stay foolish

im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

Very unprofessional behavior from a journalist

its my day off

Hiiii ^_^ please no blunt damage against me

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

When an old tv died it was always very understandable. Screen busted. Tubes broke. Animal sick. Smart TVs will have psychosomatic problems that clear within a day. Ur Apple TV gets mental illness.

*i am suddenly transported back to an 18th century sailing vessel*

sailor: aye there lass you’ll want to watch yer balance as the sea rages

me: i appreciate the warning but i am well accustomed to being so tossed about as there is a creature in my time that behaves in much the same manner. having mastered it even the sea holds little fear for me!

sailor: tell me of this beast, for i have never heard of such an animal!

me: it is known as a ‘bus’ and it carries people to and fro across vast distances. it is driven forward by a great and fearless master who navigates the creature. many a bus have I ridden, and as such have an acute sense of- *we are both swept overboard*

Rambunctious

puppy on head idiot

[ID: a photo of a hyena laying on its side on some straw, with a pup sitting atop the adult’s head. End ID]

Hello yes winning a shitty ex competition and watching a hagfish tear Alien-style through a fish carcass named after the boy who faked leaving the country instead of dumping me properly has done more for my mental health than the months of therapy he caused.

Honestly this just added 10 years to my life

Zeven met de staarten verbonden muizen - Willem Wenckebach - 1898 - via Rijksmuseum

"oh, if you make out with friends, you could ruin the friendship" so who am i supposed to kiss? my enemies? get a grip

i'd like to take this time to apologize for my prior lapse of judgement. listening and learning

Don't care + you were killed in a hunting accident 3 summers ago and never received proper burial + you're forever a deer now...

it’s the no notes blanket fort! climb on in

finally… silence

The library should have a smoker’s section

expected post by an individual with a smiths pfp

if i’m willingly letting a vampire feed on me i am going to suck it up and deal with the whole being lightheaded and stumbling around thing. actions have consequences. i am a grown man. i am at peace with the choices i have made. guy’s gotta eat.

(via @some-loser-called-jab )

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

Nationality: pussy

I don’t know what’s going on here but I’m in

girls night