a fun thing to do if you’re bored is to rename things around your house.
writing tip #2081:
conversations are a lot like teeth. you can only have so many
“Your face makes my cervix gritty.”
And yes, its THAT Janey. I love her.
FUCKING LEGEND
The same Janey who two years later had the same sign.
The difference? In 2016 the police tried to move her along. This year, they high-fived her.
She’s fantastic.
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
when someone forgets about the dnd session
The Lovers of Valdaro, discovered by archaeologists at a tomb in San Giorgio near Mantua, Italy. The couple have been holding one another for 6,000 years.
The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, August 9, 1941
will this lady survive this drag of the century

If anyone asks why Julia Louis-Dreyfus has won 5 consecutive Emmy’s for Veep direct them to this video
“now get the fuck outta here congresswoman” 😂😂😂
I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going
“I wanted someone to love who would stay: stay and be there, always.”
— Audrey Niffenegger, The Time’s Traveler’s Wife (via books-n-quotes)










