hey pals whats upaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

shut up

a milkshake to summon the boys and a cold one to bind them

Jake Gyllenhaal and a ferret

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

Sanity is just the belief that the voice inside your head is yours.

This is giving me an existential crisis

wake me up inside

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls

ur fucking right we do

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

Everyone around me: Stop doing stupid shit Me: no im sad

open RP

“Hey~”

Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

“I’d love to see you try, sasuke”

“You can’t lay a finger on me, not with that horrendous top.”

That was it. The final straw. This boy had insulted Sharpay’s fashion sense and that was a fatal move. 

“The uchiha bloodline ends here”