Team Skull Grunt

99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it's like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist

first & last line still stand even if rap was a monolith and all rap was gangsta rap. btw

Rap is great! Everyone knows the worst genre of music is country

99.99% of country haters have never even listened to country. or if they have it's like one post-9/11 pop country song by a rich poser & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every country song ever. and well of course they are also just classist

i would lecture you about the importance of jazz in US history and african american history and music history but you're a swiftie so there is no hope for you

oh no hun I'm sorry, we not doing gospel slander in my house

couldnt leave this in the tags

this will be real in 2012

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

I’ll make you eat those wizard burgers

Ppl who try to tell me about advanced search syntax every time I complain about Google being broken and useless as a search engine have the same energy as if I said "My car won't start because the starter is broken" and y'all were like "You should try putting the key in the ignition and turning it :) Glad i could help"

Trying to talk about Google being broken is oddly reminiscent of trying to search for information on Google

From the archives

Daily checklist of affirmations:

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

photo i took at the brockhampton show in pyongyang

to spite twitter shutting down all tweet access from logged out users, tumblr should totally turn off their login wall, even for mature content. the look on their faces would be totally epic

remember when people on here were really into steely dan for some reason

WE STILL ARE BITCH

spore airplane

me: (enters dungeon, torch in hand) be on your guard, companions! i sense foul misdeeds afoot.

cleric: look above us! our enemy keeps his prisoners locked away in cages hanging from stalactites. how utterly dreadful!

prisoner: (weakly and from a distance) suckle your rodneys for a mercy killin m'lords

i think if you stopped time and brought a gorilla to a new york deli and then started time again it wouldnt even be startled like it would immediately peruse the menu and order a reuben in sign language

“Strike Your Fancy” by Arna Miller and Ravi Zupa

Death the Kid in a silly pose!!!! Weeeee!!!!