“Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?”

“I don’t need it... I don’t need it...

I NEED IT!!!”

“How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!”

“You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him.”

“A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.”

“I can’t believe it: I rode in the Invisible Boatmobile, met a villain, and learned to treat third-degree burns, all in one day.”

“You’re not going to work today. We’re going to go play hooky.”

“It must have been pretty good to make him cry like that.”

“You mean we can’t say anything bad about dumb ol’ Texas?”

“This isn’t your average everyday darkness. This is... advanced darkness.”

“I’ll bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn't be such a meanie."

“Oh, for what? To get my face on the wall of shame?”

“Spongebob, what are you doing? Can’t you see everybody here is doing ‘the wack’”?

“Step aside. You people act like you’ve committed a murder.”

Spongebob Squarepants season 1, episode 14a: SB-129

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