“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward
This is the funniest thing ive ever seen.
i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
are-you-my-tennant
instagram au: jake peralta & amy santiago (brooklyn nine nine)
No matter what happens, you’re not allowed to fall in love with me.
I just have some worries, as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears. Oh, there they go. They are fears now.
character moodboards: tahani al-jamil
i haven’t been this upset since my good friend taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend kanye, who was defending my best friend beyonce.
Jim getting mad at Bones about something and instead of yelling ‘Leonard!’ he just *Caleb Gallo voice* ‘LENJAMIN!’
Pike: So you guys are in a three-way - ?
Spock: It is called a throuple, Admiral.
Jim: We're in a homo-centric semi-non-sexual throuple with us and McCoy.
Pike:
Pike: What -
Jim: It means we don't have sex with him as often as we have sex with each other but we do love him and he does live here and he's in this relationship.
Pike:
Jim: HE'S IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
spock: but this violates the prime directive
kirk: sometimes......following the prime directive.........is worse
spock: always effortlessly put together, boots neatly polished, the best hair
mccoy: always looks like he just rolled out of bed and had five minutes to make himself look professional, but did well with those five minutes
kirk: would be well-dressed if he could go one hour without ripping his shirt
Me: That weird episode of Star Trek is on TV!
My husband: You’re going to have to be more specific.
