Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a space station, not a starship, so you’ll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot. our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun!

Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!

Wait this is funny

fascinating post I made in 2018

I have just perhaps. Received the funniest email I could ever receive

do you ever upload some dumb design to redbubble in 2016 because you want it as a sticker. and then forget it exists for 7 years.

Sorry but the way I heard gun shots as I read each new line

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tbh garak was real for this, i also want bashir to dress sluttier

Can you imagine being Cain and Abel's other brother. I mean like Seth loses the most. Abel loses his life. Cain loses a brother. Seth loses two brothers

That's so fucked up

he's replace abel

Obviously

The Star Trek fans showing up on every poll like

Evolution of Nissan

My cat does this before throwing up

Writers, artists, cosplayers - Curious about how writers thought Garak’s physique looked? Here are pics of his torso padding - which indicate a very deep and broad rib cage. Photos of original props sold at auction, came from yourprops.com.

This explains a lot! *crumples notebook paper* rarrrgh!

this is why i always had to remind myself that while Bashir was technically a few centimeters taller, Garak was built like a fucking tank.

Yeah I made the mistake of thinking Garak was slightly overweight, and that may be the case to an extent, but the truth is that Garak is a fucking unit.

Like Dukat is lean and tall, but Garak is legit like “crush your skull with a single fist” stupid strong. And he just slithers around the promenade with his shit eating grin talking about books and hem lines like he couldn’t kill everybody in the station if he wanted to.

this is a more succinct political commentary than most of the cartoons today

this is right up there with

https://twitter.com/archeometrie/status/1170031822614474752?s=12

Classic rock

BTW I saw this and immediately thought “what if that’s what Stonehenge was for” and then I looked it up and apparently it’s an actual theory that holds up, they sound like massive dull bells that carry for a few miles.

incredibly fucked up you can put off things for “tomorrow” and then. and then tomorrow comes

Literally a crime Garak wasn't in Take Me Out to the Holosuite, he and Julian coulda made out in the dugout

mentally a living corpse

If you ever feel like 'should I write the most self indulgent thing ever' the answer is yes. always yes. 💌

Missouri is hell