i’m like thog if thog caared so much

being an ant would fucking suck. there’s an animal called an anteater, that’s not even like a nickname.

three holes in a bowling ball because its because. because. theres three holes because of. well. okkay theres three holes in bowling balls because so basically um . okay so basically the three holes on the bowling ball. well. three holes right? both balls and your peniss

The ipod brothers

There are creatures in this pool

He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Magnus Archives fan I see

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

FUCKING GETCH OU

warning to all beverage drinkers

condensention will make your fucking cup stick to the, coaster and the coaster will get glued to the cup from water particles. VERY DANGEROUS. please wear a hard hat and go online to webkinz.com and spin the wheel of wow to get a fun prize, every day daily

people on the subway train are alwaus looking at their phones well we should look to eachother and build a community that lives on trains and be like a siphonophore that uses the train as a shell . and float through the pelagic zone and share the seas nutrients such as small fish and crustaceans among our linked bodies

we have to combine into one organism and live in the ocean

Luxembourg based P. Adams Schwertransporte, who specialize in the transport of heavy items, moving a 67-metre-long, 25-tonne wind turbine blade, on Dec. 2020.

It’s a blont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

world’s largest weed!!!!!!!!!!!!

100 dvds in your home

99 dvds now

hey. dont eat that.

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If you gave a gnome a single grain of cocaine it would overdose and die. even a cocaine molecule you track outside on your clothes or wallet can be extremely harmful to a gnome. but it would take an entire country wide operation's worth of weed to get a gnome to green out