Traveling back to 2011
“So you’re from the future” “The year 2016″ “So the world’s not gunna end in 2012!” “Ha! Well, you’re gunna wish it did”
I feel like this is gonna be one of those jomes that get funnier with age like its ginna be just as relavent in 2020 as it is now
Do you ever look at other people’s past decisions and thank god
Tag yourself im timber
“Is this Captain Kirk?” “No this is Patrick.”
my god, what have i done? what you always do: turn death into a fighting chance to live.
I’m currently watching the first episode of Star Trek when will it get gay
Well fuck it got gay fast
my god, what have i done? what you always do: turn death into a fighting chance to live.
you: sweater weather me, an intellectual: seasonal depression
IT REALLY SUCKS THAT NO ONE THINKS YOU’RE STRUGGLING UNLESS YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE DYING ON THE OUTSIDE.
Get those last Summer frolics out of your system while it lasts. Autumn is just around the corner! YES!
okay bones but why u holding spock like that
how is that even necessary


