Avatar

homoerotic subtext approaching at warp 9

@spockoholic / spockoholic.tumblr.com

Chloe ✧ 20 something ✧ she/her ✧ Star Trek Trash ✧ Chris Pine hate blog ✧ Cate Blanchett lust blog ✧
abouttags

Okay thinking about that one deleted scene from The Wire script where Sisko mentions he and Curzon worked at the Federation Embassy on Romulus and his Romulan friend was arrested by the Tal Shiar (calculations w Sisko’s age put this around 2360), what if they were there at the same time as Garak? Like the Embassies are probably clustered pretty closely together to keep the aliens in a single area so if they were in the same city, there’s a good chance they would cross paths with each other at one time or another.

Curzon Dax fucked Garak

I’ve always thought Jadzia and Garak would make great friends and peak wlw/mlm solidarity but THIS explains why they avoid each other and are almost never on screen together

Oh okay. So not from a script from the HBO series The Wire.

Avatar

"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend

"what do they mean by disintegrate?" "oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"

Avatar

This skips the best part! The epitoke isn't the "real" or "original" worm. The worm grows an extra body with a simpler brain that only knows how to swim and cum (by exploding) so this part breaks off and the rest of the worm just stays home.

In some species the epitoke, also known as a cummunculus in this post just now, is advanced enough to have its own eyes and everything, though only so it at least knows the right direction to swim (up) because it's so stupid and all

"Babe, i.... I have something to confess to you. I'm not.. not actually a......"

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

now THIS is a world heritage post

I love antagonists who mirror the protagonist instead of contrast them. They are the most extreme version of the protagonist, someone with the same dreams and beliefs who believed these things could only be achieved by the sharpest tools. The crushing weight of knowing that could be you.

spiderverse 2 was v good but like i genuinely have superhero fatigue AND multiverse fatigue and it kept me from enjoying it as much as i wanted to. also (SPOILERS????) it’s a two part movie and i did not know that going in and it felt so fucking long 😭 i kept expecting the story to tie back in for a finale and it just never did, i think you will enjoy it more if you know it’s part 1 of 2 going in. HOWEVER the character design +animation was AMAZING WOW HOLY SHIT and the story was v good. music does not slap as hard as the first one though like not enough vocal tracks :||||||

nan chan got an official eng license RIGHT before i could read it so here’s my sad little i got into danmei at the wrong time rant in the tags ;-;

#i feel like i got into danmei both too late and too early#too late to be able to easily access the MULTITIDE of fan transaltions but too early to have anything officially translated in full#this has happened several times but i think this situation with nan chan is the most devastating to me because I literally had the jjwxc#site up and was going to buy the raws and send them to the fan translator THIS WEEK so i could access the full translation but I was#no joke like days too late#they're not accepting new pop so ;-;#like they're keeping the translation up for a couple days for people to finish reading if they've already showed proof of purchase but#like i hadn't bought it yet so i'm shit out of luck#and i'm so glad that it's getting a full official eng translation! it's gonna be great! but the publishing house is in singapore and doesn't#currently ship internationally really at all so unless something changes in the next year before they release i might not be able to even#be able to access the official edition ....indefinitely#it's just very sad for me#And this is what i mean when i say that I am both too late and too early#I can't actually engage with the eng fandoms for these books because they all had access to a full translation that i will now not have#access to for several years if i can get my hands on it at all#i feel like everyone is hanging out celebrating at the 'nan chan gets official release' party and i'm in the corner with the dunce hat that#has 'didn't get into danmei in 2019/2020' written on it in crayon#If i got into danmei like 3-5 years in the future there will be a plethora of officially translated works and i also wouldn't have this#problem but right now i feel like every day is a fight against time when something will get licensed and will disappear#I have to figure out what I want to read and find the fan translations and either read them or catalogue them for myself before they get#licensed and are gone#and even when I do and make plans and like everything for nan chan sometimes i'm still too fucking late and it's just really frustrating#i was just so excited to rean nan chan everyone i follow on twitter is like hell yeah nan chan slaps nan chan changed me and like ;-;#and especially for longer works it will be YEARS before the official version is out in full which means that i will just not be able to#engage in fandom content for it honestly probably at all because most of the people into danmei and active in danmei circles have already#read it and were either talking about it 2 years ago or are talking about it now#and i just can't be part of any of that and it fucking hurts#it's not intentionally exclusionary but it definitely sucks#why didn't i get into danmei in 2019 my cHINESE WAS SO MUCH BETTER THEN FFFJGHHHJJJ AHHHH#南禅