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let jaylah kick my ass 2k17

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💖devin💖 / 21 / f / pale alien warpaint lady owns this ass (this is my star trek sideblog, my main is swagneato and that's what i follow back as!) var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5343719"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=space gay&e2=space gays&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("<span id='o_"+fhs_id+"'>");

star trek but instead of “fascinating” spock says [owen wilson voice] wow

im not prepared for owen wilson as spock pls dont do this to me

~wow~

y'all: today is spirk day!
me, an intellectual: you fools. every day is spirk day
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do you remember that time when Chris Pine was doing his strong-in-control-captain-Kirk-actor-y-thing and then suddenly fell sideways straight through a wall? and the time he sat in the captains chair and totally was flipped backwards in a somersault right out of the seat? or the time he got hit in the face by that door? or the time he laughed so hard in the dumb wonderful dubsmash it looked like he actually fell over right out of the frame? or the time he accidentally broke his finger on a wooden table? or the thousand times they couldn’t film scenes because he was laughing too much and had infected the other actors until they were all uselessly laughing to a chorus of “pine, no, pine, no—stOP PINE”

because I do

Chris Pine falling through the wall:

Chris Pine getting flipped backwards in the captain’s chair:

Chris Pine getting hit in the face by the door:

Chris pine looking like he fell over from laughing so hard:

Chris Pine broke his finger (I remembered the table detail wrong but it’s still hilarious):

Chris Pine generally ruining various scenes, usually by infecting everyone with laughter:

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whenever you use the word “she” you should to specify it if you’re not talking about the enterprise

for example: she (not the enterprise) is cute

another example: she is beautiful (see? here I’m talking about the enterprise)