he had to ask the audience

u better toil shrew

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

Crazy Yearbook Quotes From Students Back in 1911

These alarming and quirky yearbook quotes are found inside Spokane High’s Class of 19111, which include some pretty bizarre ambitions. Some of them include “ambitions” of murdering the faculty and marrying a dwarf. Take a look at their perplexing words below.

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this is wonderful but i urge everybody to check out the original for more gems such as

I’m Elizabeth Braun

Clifford Dale Rinear

emma: why do you hate kieran so much???

eli:

kieran:

Which Broadway musical are you quizzes be like

What do you like to do in your free time?

sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes

talking to trump supporters

“Don’t fight hate with hate” is an example of subtle gaslighting, where our legitimate hurt & anger at the injustices we suffer is being equated to the bigotry & abuse of our oppressors.

Being angry doesn’t mean you are being hateful, it means you love yourself enough to get upset at your own mistreatment.

A cornered mouse will bite a cat.

This does not reclassify the mouse as a predator or the cat as prey.

somebody send this to trevor noah and every other ugly person saying “hate only breeds hate” “you can’t fight fire with fire” etc etc etc

Same.

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’

“YOUR VOTE WAS A HATE CRIME” graffitied on the monument to Jefferson Davis in Richmond, Virginia. 

(Steve Helber/AP)

THERE IS A PETITION TO STOP THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE FROM VOTING FOR TRUMP

For those of you who don’t know, the Electoral College has the final say in December. It’s only happened once or twice, but sometimes they vote against a candidate who’s already “won”. Candidates can win the popular election and still lose the electoral college’s election. THIS IS OUR LAST SLIVER OF A CHANCE TO KEEP BUTT TRUMPET OUT OF OFFICE!

There’s been multitudes of posts going around, talking about fighting back, never giving up, doing what’s right.

ITS TIME TO WALK THE WALK:

https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19?recruiter=2107322&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=autopublish&utm_term=mob-xs-share_petition-no_msg

OVER 600,000 SUPPORTERS ALREADY. IT’S DAY 2. BOOOOOOOST.

i love that hillary calls trump “donald” bc it reminds everyone that he’s held no political position and has no experience, plus it diminishes all the power of the brand name “trump” and instead reminds us of a stuttering idiot duck-looking motherfucker who doesn’t ever know what he’s talking about

it’s oddly similar to dumbledore calling voldemort tom

i feel like that really sums us the issue because I dumbledor is an asshole and an idiot but like i’d rather have him running hogwarts than voldy

successfully profiled and found a lost cat thanks to a criminal minds binge someone tell the FBI to hire me

My roommate came to get me because the cat was missing. I paused the show and went outside and I was all walking around the crime scene like okay the kitchen window is open and there is no screen so he must have jumped out here and ran off and they were like “so he’s gone???”

And I was like “we’ll pretend I’m a cat. There are two ways to go, towards the street and the lights or into the dark. A cat would choose the quieter dark spot” so I went into the dark and there like ur never gonna find him but I said LISTEN Spike was an outside cat before we moved and he’s been trapped inside so I bet he ran to the most bushy and grassy area. They said I was full of shit but u know what I found in the bushes? The fucking cat bitch I’m FBI material.

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