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Have you read “So It Goes: First Contact” by TGP? It’s the second part of a series but the reason I’m asking is because it has very fun troll linguistics that I think you might like?

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Aw, that is quite a fun fic, and no I had not read it before! :D My brain has trouble organically parsing specifically the first iteration of troll-to-human chatlogs as they were given in-fic, because I'm very tired. But I also did in fact enjoy the alien linguistics once things got more in person, especially that the author and I seem to have independently come up with the thought of trolls have forms of address/pronouns for each other that indicate their level of respect for each other lmao. Good stuff! Kept me up writing on my own fics all night which is the sign of a good fic in my experience. :)

@terminallywerde asked: next time you doodle, if you feel like it, It would be hella lit to see Karkat and Gamzee in the Barbie and Ken arrested meme

These Barbies Are: definitely not the leader of a radical antispectrum rebellion and his hereticoanarchist one-man-holy-war of a moirail, your honorable tyranny!

(bonus little closeups without the blood because I like how gz's face turned out)

Things I never get tired of writing

  1. weird cultural worldbuilding, especially with strange, intricate social norms and power dynamics
  2. characters playing little made up card games with implied bizarre, convoluted rules where I blatantly rip off the vibe of Pokemon, MTG, Duel Monsters/Yugioh etc
  3. we see one of my favs from an outside POV: they are hot, badass, terrifying, tragic, or any/all of the above

Last night at work a coworker asked if I was strong enough to pick her up and I scooped her up in my arms princess style and immediately felt the indescribable queer power of a thousand butches of a thousand genders well up in me. My god. My god! People become immediately so precious and important when you carry them in your arms!!!

The ROTTMNT fandom has been incredibly sweet about The Kindness of Collision and it's been very galvanizing! Full set of illustrations is finally done and updated into the fic and I am once again holding out these weird hurt/comfort turtle timeline shenanigans to you, the internet. UoU

Thank you to the people who pointed out that if old man Mikey has hair, he must grow hair at some point in the future, and double thank you to the people who drew him looking very cute and made me stop hating the idea lol

Anonymous asked:

oh man!! related to you post about drawing with people together, i remember drawing with you at colossalcon 2019- it was a lot of fun :D we did an art trade!!

Ahhh, I miss Colossalcon so much! ToT Especially the draw parties, they were such a highlight for me. I'm pretty sure this year it lands on a weekend I work, but I should go double-check...

related to the previous post: dicking around trying to figure out how to draw people who are also turtles 🤔 Not suited to my style but I do struggle along. Anyway we will return to our regularly scheduled Homestuck shortly lol.

Chapters: 1/1 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Additional Tags: Crossing Timelines, Hurt/Comfort, Badass Future Selves, Lots of references to Bad End Timeline stuff including:, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Implied/Referenced Grievous Bodily Harm/Amputation, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Self-Sacrifice, (All deaths closer to the latter but some with tones of the former), everything is okay now, But Boy Was It Not Okay For A Minute There, If an alternate version of you gets your memories do they become you, are they still really themself if they have all your memories as well?

Summary:

“Yeah, I’m still me,” Leo says. “This guy’s just in here too, now. Along for the ride.” His chest still feels kind of like it’s exploding; he breathes through that and straightens up, pretending to straighten his bandanna, scrubbing at his prickling eyes—Casey is kind enough to at least pretend he doesn’t notice. “It’s just…you get to meet Raph, in this world,” Leo says, in an attempt to give even the most half-assed of explanations for why he’s such an absolutely embarrassing mess right now. “And Donnie, you lost Donnie too early, he loved you so much, kid. We all did.” -- One by one, in the timeline that ended the world, the Hamato family dies--and wakes up, somewhere kinder. One by one, in a timeline that saved the world, the Hamato family wakes up and remembers exactly how much they could have lost.

Winter Soldier Gamkar has hit 100K words and 6 completed chapters and a whole lot of supernatural bullshit and Reminding My Traumatized Boyfriend What Kindness Is nonsense. Thanks to the co-writer groupchat for reading the first draft and 1. convincing me not to half-ass my scene planning, and 2. helping me figure out Karkat's Whole Deal, lol. Clandestine military experiments.....a comic book classic...

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You don’t know what the thing you were fused with used to be.  You call it the Cancer, in your head, to yourself, but some part of you knows it’s a whole fucking lot older than the concept of names.  It died so long ago, there wasn’t a word for death yet. 

i've never read Eyeshield 21 but I took one look at this spiky sharp bastard and I've decided that I love him

so spiky

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AND YOU'RE CORRECT lmao. That's Hiruma Yoichi, he's a menace and I love him. Every manga should have a dangerous weirdo with a book full of blackmail who drives the plot forward by being an absolute crazy person. Eyeshield 21 is a football manga, and he's just out here blackmailing and scheming and being an audacious chaos gremlin.

ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS MANGA MIGHT HAVE OUTLANDISH PROPORTIONS OR FEATURES BUT AT LEAST THEY LOOK LIKE HUMANS!! Hiruma why are you like this?!?!

For the purposes of this poll, please picture several versions of the exact same well-written fic about something you like, with the only variation being this sliding scale of options, haha.

(Understanding that everybody has their own personal preference for things like "what's a reasonable threshhold of obscurity to translate a word at", which I'm afraid is too complex of a topic for me to fit in this goofy poll for my own personal curiosity.)

I know most of my new followers are for Homestuck but I just reread the entirety of Eyeshield 21 and: football manga good. So you'll have to forgive a brief interlude of "Splickedy's favorite minor character (and guests)" haha. Anyway do you think any of the gangsters Agon canonically cuckolded ever mistook Unsui for his twin brother and beat the shit out of him?? Ignore me.

...also tho relatedly I made a post about college Hiruma/Unsui in January and now I'm 26,000 words in, because,,, idk I've lost control of my life? Because "I realized in college that I'm queer and I have a million tons of repressed emotions behind a very cracked dam" is a big mood and maps onto Unsui too easily for me to resist? Because I'm still incredibly amused by the thought of how pissed off Agon would be if his brother started dating Hiruma? All of those things, lmao.

Life is just endless rounds of a fun game where I struggle to determine whether my feelings about somebody I like spending time around are 1. gender envy*, 2. romantic attraction, 3. the urge to chase the ridiculous emotional high I feel when somebody seems to like spending time around me, 4. just normal friendship, except I'm bad at it. 🤔

*i'm constantly envious of like six different genders at once, RIP

Anonymous asked:

I reread domestic diplomacy for the umpteenth time and it’s just! So! Good! I love love love how from Dave’s perspective Gamzee is an absolutely fuckoff enormous clown monster who apparently stalked straight out of a horror movie and into Dave’s life as part of his alien boyfriend’s traditional alien polycule. I’m cracking up just contemplating it, it’s such a good dynamic! Especially with all the xenolinguistics and communication difficulty! 😂

I love how your Makaras are typically written as being on the absolute upper end of the troll height range, which it looks like is out beyond nearly all human outliers. It sort of sounds like the troll height distribution of your stories has a broader range in general than human heights? Or would you say that the average troll is taller than the average human, and the spread is comparable?

Hee, thank you very much! I think Dave definitely was feeling like a pretty cool dude who was totally chill about his boyfriend's weird alien stuff, but Karkat's a pretty entry-level alien as far as aliens go, lol. Turns out they also come in "7+ foot fish-goat-bug alien in clown paint" flavor.

RE: heights, I would say...hm. The average troll height is a little taller than the average human height, although the mode--sorry to break out math concepts haha--is about the same! Most trolls you meet are about normal human-sized. But I've had a long-time headcanon that trolls just continue to grow as long as they're alive, so very long-lived highbloods create dramatic outliers that bias the overall average upward! Average troll is over 6 feet is actually statistical error: Big Motherfucker Peixes, who has been growing for thousands of years and is the size of a truck, is an outlier adn should not have been counted haha

I will also say, on top of that, I think of my Tall Makaras as not even "the upper end of the range", but as outlying the range completely! Like, that at 15-20 sweeps, Gamzee is at the height that would be expected from a highblood several hundred sweeps his senior. And the GHB, at multiple hundreds of sweeps old, is bigger than literally anybody, and pretty much only matched by the Condesce, who's ridiculously old and has been growing the whole time like a lobster haha.

I find it very fun if all twelve of the main trolls we get in canon have like. Some form of mutation, or something outside of the norm about them--some of those are canon (Equius's strength, Nitram wings, Karkat's blood, Kanaya the rainbow drinker), and some of them are me having fun! And, y'know, making the Makaras big enough that even other trolls who are used to big highbloods see them and go (°ロ°)