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The Far-flung Sofa

@splend-42

39, mixed race (Palestinian-English, white-passing). Cis male, he/him. Polyam. Mostly reblogs of fandom/shitposts/horror/beautiful people/kinky stuff. Assume occasional NSFW so 18+ only.

Hullo all! Just so you know, I'm away for about a week and might not have much access to Wi-Fi. I'll be trying to conserve my mobile data, so I may not be reblogging or posting much.

So if I disappear completely don't worry, I'm probably not dead, just in France.

The next time you get the idea to do something extra-Harley to prove your love to me, I just want you to know you don’t have to. Because this is the best relationship I’ve been in. By a mile.

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop

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ima-giant-turtle

just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post

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aflotanir

She is a cop and all cops are already unsexy

I’m sorrynotsorry to everyone in the notes just learning that Tumblr is a place for horny furries to blog about acab.

Unfortunately, Judy Hopps is very sexy AND ALSO a cop and therefore a bastard, and insisting that all cops are automatically unsexy is still attaching appearances to morality. Remembering that things can be sexy and evil, or ugly and good is imperative! Forgetting this derails and disrupts the conversation.

This painting has no name yet but it's inspired by dark forest ponds and red-throated diver's eerie voice. It is also said that the cry of the red-throated diver foretells rain.

People talk about "The Shape of Water" like it's just the fish fucking movie as if it wasn't about a mute woman feeling truly understood for the first time in her entire life and then yeah fucking a fish

Agree but the fish man didn't pass the Harkness test and that annoys me

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the what

“Is it morally permissible to fuck this creature” test

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What does he fail? It's been a while since I watched the movie, but isn't part of the point of the movie that he can communicate fully with Elisa bc she teaches him sign language, she's one of the only people who acknowledges his intelligence rather than treating him like a "dumb animal" bc he can't speak verbally, and he's ... an adult?

What am I missing, here?

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People on twitter seemed to like these a ton so! Loved this cat pic and wanted to just draw em… 

So tumblr flagged one of my posts from 2020 as sexually explicit content and has now deleted it.

All it showed was far right protestors making a mess of London.

Make it make sense.