i need a "Sabrina. The bees." T-shirt immediately

get it while it's hot

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it

oh hey its the post i based this off of

#Like I KNOW the orig post is fake but I needed to keep the energy (via @theshitpostcalligrapher)

michelle yeoh via instagram

funny noise

cat login sound

haha just like chicken

*slappy wattle noises*

haha just like cat

Basically: WHY IS ALL THE PUBLIC OUTREACH ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE ALL "YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP ANOTHER PLEASURE OF YOUR LIFE TO FIX CLIMATE CHANGE" and not "SEE LOOK HOW WE'RE RULED BY A GROTESQUELY ILLOGICAL DEATH CULT"

but we have to ask the question to hear the echo of the silence that answers it!!

You are completely correct, but also holy SHIT what a raw line.

[id: A tumblr tag that reads: "you know why". end id.]

Jane Crowther - Birdwatching.

I'm NOT gonna say it again

SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices!

HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn't matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb

SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds... NOT LEAVES

THANK YOU

Things are heating up in the cooking fandom.

That's how cooking works

it didn’t look enough like a Real Hospital so I fixed it :)

I’m at a loss for words

people say tumblr only has one joke but this post clearly shows that we have two

"being distressed about an evil thought is what shows you're a good person" = bad, unhelpful, is not at all conducive to OCD recovery

"there's no such thing as a good or bad thought", "your thoughts do not define your morality", etc = good, helpful, acknowledges the fact that thoughtcrime isn't real

remember kids, implying that distress is what makes you a good person is NOT a good way to encourage people to build a life where they are able to learn to live alongside intrusive thoughts

This ABSOLUTELY works.

I have used this for many years. Definitely b do it.

This article was super long-winded so I screenshat the important part

the fact we’re responsible for getting doctors to “lower their defenses” in order to literally just do their jobs is ✨INFURIATING✨

completely platonic cigarette lighting with the worstie while u nurse a broken rib

🚬 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🚬

—

Buddha (Dhammapada 278)

[Photo by Hans Georg Berger ( b. 1951 ) is a German-born photographer and writer]

(via tranquilmind)

“現象世界の生滅変化している全ての存在は苦しみである (一切皆苦)と智慧をもって悟るとき、人は苦しみから遠ざかり離れる。これが清浄にいたる道である。”ー ブッダ (ダンマパダ 278)

Mumza and Wilbur before she had to go.

As a reminder: libraries, museums, zoos, etc are NOT brand accounts! As an example, the Monterey Bay Aquarium Tumblr is very cool & they support ocean conservation and education! I believe the National Archives and Smithsonian Libraries are also around here somewhere. Support public institutions!

No, no it isn’t.

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

do you guys remember when people were making fun of mcu’s bad cgi and so mcu fans started trying to defend it with “well it’s because the vfx team is overworked due to crunch and they use cgi instead of sets because vfx teams aren’t unionized” but like. expected you to STOP criticizing marvel because of that?

that’s exactly what’s happening with pokemon right now.

the reason the cgi in the mcu got so bad is because they’re producing way too many marvel moves/shows in a record amount of time and because they rely on it more than other studio’s it’s caused both their films AND the workers to suffer because of it.

the same thing is happening with pokemon where the time between major releases is becoming shorter and shorter and it’s caused both their games AND the employees  to suffer which is not great. but for some reason (some) people think that pointing out the low quality of the new games means you think the devs are lazy and that we should be greatful they’re releasing games when like. it doesn’t have this to be this way actually.

anyway gamefreak should unionize

Kill Six Billion Demons is so good dude

theres something so raw about a character in a utopia rejecting it in favour of facing the world head on knowing it'll be more painful