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Corndog Formica

@spitblaze / spitblaze.tumblr.com

Lev | They/He | 27 | NB | Bi | USA | Gremlin with an art degree
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literally the most normal tag i have seen on this. thank you for simply tagging #dog and not “you must answer his riddles three” or “why the long face” or “he is melting!” etc.

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from the tags.

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i hope im not only a mutual to u but also someone u can refer to in conversation as ur friend from overseas so u appear worldly and well-traveled

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Need you to understand, my friends and i get together for WGF (white gilgamesh Friday) and we holler that jingle like a drinking song and whoever finishes their gilgamesh last gets hit with a board.

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youre actually insane for this. thank you so much for sharing

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the common name "fools gold" for iron pyrite is funnier than we give credit for. imagine scientists discover a new metal and they're like "We're calling this Copper for Idiots"

fahrenheit defenders i do not respect:

- “why would you need to care what temperature water freezes at” (i live in a place where snow and cars co-exist)

- “it’s a 0-100 scale so 50 degrees is a perfectly average temperature” (‘average temperature’ is subjective, i have seen enough people from different climates fight over what qualifies as ‘hot’ and ‘cold’ to know that does not work)

- “it just makes more sense objectively” (it’s only intuitive to you bc it’s what you’re used to)

fahrenheit defenders i respect:

- “you’re just jealous because we can say it’s 69 degrees outside” (i am)