nervous

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

more nervous than before

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

coming out

g… go back in

coming out more

you can turn it off but only once

new year new me *casts a spell that morphs me into a horrible creature*

*milks you*

Lube fairy this is the worst comment I've ever got on any post

we need more girl bloggers and i don’t care how we get them.

Tumblrina draft

in fucking tears over keanu reeves reaction to NFTs

im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened

i’m going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast

called my mom on facetime today and she proudly told me shes been working out and that she threw all her chips and sweets so i said “wow mom! im proud of-” til my younger brother dashed to the camera holding chips and sweets and said “SHE KEEPS THEM ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT DRAWER”

last thing I saw was my mom standing up to chase him then the call ended. RIP brother

A human that can control rats by standing on their heads and pulling their hair

Hey Goth Mutuals, Stay Hydrated

If I Had A Restaurant I Would Name It Clown Car And It Would Only Seat Like 10 People.

And It Would Be $75 Per Person And I Would Srrve You Dirt.

idk i think its just kind of weird that- *giant invisible hand grabs me by the back of the neck like a kitten and starts lifting me away* god damn it not this again

mii plaza

@tinyfenix