Found a use for those 10lbs of Polyfill

This is the Kringle Fucker. Reblog in 30 seconds to bless your blog with Christmas spirit.

oh my GOD

All the ‘religious freedom’ types are screaming “f*ck your religious traditions” in their silence toward Standing Rock.

and dr junkenstein is no fool

inktober day 11!! headcanon: joey’s little hair swirl is her trying to copy rolal

I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.

I think these would guarantee return bookings.  Loving the elephant.

I worked in a hotel for a year. Hotel staff LOVE silly requests because otherwise our job is just mundane. It gives the front desk a chance to do something creative.

aaaa this is so lovely

Some Ao3 tag memes I made (thanks to @ao3tagoftheday) 1/?

It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

self conscious brains aww

brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible

because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong

you might say it’s braingerous  

a brain made the decision to make that joke

my biggest insecurity is that i cant cartwheel. what do i do when im full with glee? just fuckin stand there, it haunts me everyday

@my 13 year old followers

if an older kid (16+) asks you out, say no and cut off communication immediately. if they continue to ask you out or try to threaten you into dating them, tell an adult. dont let the situation advance in their favor.

stay safe

I RLLY WISH I KNEW THIS!! THIS IS RLLY IMPORTANT EVERYONE THINKS “sure it happens but it couldnt happen 2 me” IT COULD! DONT FIND OUT THE HARD WAY. 

do not. date. outside. of. your. school. age range. shoot for a two year age gap MAX.

youre young and your brains are cooking so fast that 14 and 18 are extremely different.

This is very important, because i promise you: no matter how old or mature you think you are (or hell, even actually are), you’ll get a few years older and realize just how big a maturity difference there is. But you know who already is aware of that maturity difference?

The older person trying to get you to go out with them. And they are almost definitely targeting you because you’re younger and less mature than them, and therefore you’ll be easier for them to control or manipulate. And if they try to make a big deal out of how mature you are? Like repeatedly telling you that you act much older than your age or something like that? BIG RED EFFING FLAG. 

[to the tune of YMCA] mothman, there’s no need to feel down I said mothman,

lift that man off the ground

@threshcadet annie reblogged ur post lol

when you think the clown craze can’t get any weirder

2016 just got soooooo much better

Portrait of the English-Claire family - in two versions because I couldn’t decide which one to post

I’m still a filthy homestuck,,, 8′^) honestly give me all the possible jake content and I’ll rise from the ashes every time

[Commissions] [Society6] [Redbubble]

Found this on Reddit and it really works!

@crime-she-typed

OH MY GOD I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL 🙏🏾

I NEEDED THIS

Goddess of Rainbow Blood.

Machine Porn

coolest gif set ever

99% perfectly looping photo Gifs :D

Here’s the full 24 hour comic I drew yesterday, called “The Fish Wife”.  Thank you to everybody who followed along on twitter and cheered me on <3

oh i love this

listen….don’t understimate duct tape…..he’ll be okay