The Gacha Game Gods have me in a fucking chokehold
I found myself having, not exactly an argument recently, but a highly opinionated conversation with someone who did not believe my assertion that once upon a time there were official Hello Kitty vibrators. With the aid of the Wayback Machine, I found this article, and thought the world at large might enjoy it too...
Nothing has sent me back into gacha hell faster then learning that Alear immediately got a banner in Fire Emblem Heroes and it was ending soon.
Stan Alear, they just woke up and are now going around the world recruiting people for their army introducing themselves like "hi :D I’m god"
i got super busy at the end of last year so i totally forgot to post clean art of the poster i made for drawfee at anime NYC! love an excuse to be all silly self indulgent 🐯🐰
Toddsune Miku is my guy
The cast of Fire Emblem Engage has one brain cell and they pass it around like a hot potato
"draw giant robots. don't be afraid... in 2023. face your fear, draw giant robots." - nathan yaffe drawfee
"your days are numbered" yes that is quite literally how the calendar system works
Fear is everything coming to a stand still and being the only one aware
Juliana: I wrote down all the plans we shouldn’t try again.
Penny, reading: Um… “Arven tries to convince someone to help him and then starts traumadumping about his parental issues when they say yes.”
Juliana: That works like a charm, but it makes everyone uncomfortable.
Penny: “Nemona improvises a breakdancing number.”
Juliana: Incredibly situational because it only works when we’re dealing with Team Star.
Penny: “Director Clavel pretends to be a guidance counsellor.”?
Juliana: Worked until he tried to hug the A.I.
Penny: This one says “Run over enemies with my cool lizard motorcycle style.”
Juliana: Oh no, that one works every time. Put it in the ‘to do’ pile.
