[thunderfury, blessed blade of the windseeker]

English added by me :)

girls it is your new mission to become boys. boys it is your new mission to become girls. everyone else stand in the middle and try to stop them

The nfl

chess

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

personally if i’m out walking and smell laundry or someone else’s cooking or campfire i immediately get hit with a wave of nearly overwhelming comfort. on account of the joie de vivre

"The Pilots"

I really liked the shrieking mass of hair and teeth.

put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

Yes I’ll invite this upon my blog

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

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