homosozialismus
why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug
satanicdemona
This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.
dont gays have a power bottom thing? not everything is an attack against women. its supposed to be the moon and the sun. a super old ancient metaphor for men and women since forever. is it an equal metaphor? no i suppose not, since without the sun the moon doesnt shine. its old fashioned which doesnt agree with modern notions of equality necessarily but its a sweet old fashioned thought. the sun shines for the moon and makes its beauty known to the whole world. the sun doesnt hide the moon or demand anything from the moon, it just glorifies everything about it.which is how a man should be in a relationship: a sun to brighten the moon.
dont gays have a powerbottom thing?
cardozzza
I can’t believe this post only has 108k notes when he is probably the most referenced straight nonsense yet
I had legit forgotten the origins of ‘don’t gays have a powerbottom thing?’ This is like living history
Source: initiallyyoutoo.com
#don't gays have a powerbottom thing?#but also even if you want to do a sun and moon you could make it a full moon#so the woman doesn't get significantly less beverage#I know you could say that the crescent makes the sun and moon more clear in this case but#it feels like some sort of irony or statement about traditional cishet relationships#in which the woman is making more sacrifices for the sake of the relationship lol
Who Here Believe In Vanpires
Dacula
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Reblog and put in the tags some things you like about snowy weather.
#I love snow!!!#when it is snowing softly and everything is quiet#and it feels still and peaceful and calm#and at night the moonlight reflects off of it and it is beautiful#particularly when the snow has finished falling or is falling gently#and it is not super windy#even if it is very very cold the air has this pleasant crisp to it#if it is scary bad blizzard weather then I like snuggling up in a blanket with a hot drink and watching a movie#other good things:#throwing a snowball at your loved one when they are least expecting it#spontaneous snow angels#seeing all the kids play and build fun things#the creative snowmen that pop up#the lil bit of red on your nose and cheeks that is so cute#..................................eating snow
The power of the dad joke should never be underestimated
This has better effects than some marvel movies
Ok, so something I've noticed that is utterly baffling to me is that all the Americans I know primarily dry their clothes using a machine called a dryer. I don't even own a dryer. So, I need to know:
Demonstration Of Constant Velocity With A Moving Trampoline
witness them
mousouchuu
i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure
Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation
deserved
It was bad enough that the boy is literally just stabbing the book with a dagger and dissociating.
I picked this comic up by coincidence a few months ago and I am delighted to inform anyone curious that she wrote him in a torrid love affair with his bodyguard and completely undermined his terrifying reputation and made him a folk hero instead. He was Not Thrilled.
filipino here and i once came across a tiktok abt an american comforting others abt the prospect of having lice. which is MIND BOGGLING to me since filipinos literally pick lice out in the open during recess or even on the sidewalk. even hair stylists dgaf if u have lice
so anyway answer my poll
if u voted i genuinely need u to reblog and add what country ur from + answer bc thats the basis of this research ok thanks
tumblr doesn't need a tiktok clone what it needs is a dress up game
segamascot
we should all have gaiaonline chibi avatars tbh
yesterday I had a terrible migraine and from this afternoon I've just been feeling like...general malaise?
like first I was in a good mood, getting shit done, ran some errands
but then?? I just started feeling off. several times I got up and then just sort of stood and walked around and then sat back down, feeling weird and listless. normally I love drinking water and want to down like a glass at any moment, but right now I just actively don't want to. my whole body is just... weird
#like I want to leave my skin???#what is this#is it migraine postdrome?#am I coming down with something?#I had to use sick leave recently I can't really afford More Ailments#also I was hungry and then not and then I ate and then#felt too full and bloated and Bad and gurgly but then wanted to eat more and then not??
alright since summers comin up what do u call these guys
(reblogs appreciated)
