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♡Love/Couples♡

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

Just a reminder that there is an Egyptian god named Thot

me at 3am (via aiela)

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you

"you forgot to collect the homew…"

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

Tell me that I’m a good girl.

Tell me that I did well.

That I made you happy.

The most relatable twitter account ever created

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night