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I would behead myself for Jason Momoa

@spideysz

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had a vivid dream of loki and mobius m mobius kissing in the rain in epsiode four and i've been known for having the gift of prophecy before so let us cross our fingers

✨🕯🕯🕯🕯everyone hold my hand and cross ur fingers and toes loki and mobius are gonna kiss in the rain🕯🕯🕯🕯✨

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Wally: I don't want to die a virgin!
Artemis: Me neither.
Wally: Hey, that gives me an idea.
Barry: No!
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Okay but imagine modern! AU Penelope and Eloise being roommates and also neighbors of Colin who has an emergency key (just in case) that he never uses but!! every time he gets drunk he somehow ends up waking up in Penelope’s bed and WHAT IS HIS SUBCONSCIOUS TRYING TO TELL HIM??!!

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spideysz

This would be SO cute and I need it so badly

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I care. Take the post out of the tag.

Uhhh...I honestly don’t know what this means lmaoo, I’ve just been reblogging posts for months and this is anonymous so it means nothing lol

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DC comics: no therapy we die like mne

Young Justice animated series: you get therapy, and you get therapy, and you get therapy!

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I never thought I would have to do this, but...

I need help. My apartment has been infested by bedbugs, and we have been forced to essentially move out so it can be treated or be evicted, and have to use a service that costs thousands of dollars per day. We have barely been scraping that together by borrowing money from my grandmother, but as a result any remaining funds for things such as food over the next while are minimal. We are a family of three adults and three cats that we also have to take care of.

My parents don't want me to know, but I've heard my mother crying multiple times over the last week. Prior to this I had only heard her cry maybe twice in my life. I already think things are dire, but I suspect they may be worse than I know. So please, if you have anything to give, even a couple bucks, please send it to paypal.me/odelta If you don't, I understand, in which case a reblog would be much appreciated.

If you do give, however, I am proficient with photoshop, and would be more than happy to make you something if you message me what you want.

Thank you all for your time, and your help.

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I love how in YJ Dick and Wally Together are super smart yet lack common sense half the time.Like they could be debating about quantum physics one minute and then the next lighting a dumpster on fire.

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Joker: Tell us where the Batcave is and we’ll burn your house to the ground!
Harley: Uh, don’t you mean “or”?
Joker, sighing in exasperation: Tell us where the Batcave is OR we’ll burn your house to the ground!
Bruce: Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.
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the newlywed game but with superheros and their sidekicks.

the host: what does robin love to eat after a night of fighting crime?

9 yr old dick grayson: a pb&j, with crunchy peanut butter and strawberry jelly on whole wheat, the crust cut off, and the sandwich cut into squares!!

bruce: turns his sign around to reveal ‘the most specific peanut butter and jelly sandwich on earth.’

Young Wally West: EVERYTHING!!

Barry: turns his sign around to reveal ‘if it’s food, he is eating it’

Conner: Ass

Clark: [Turns his sign around to reveal “Something wildly inappropriate”]

Tim: Coffee

Producer: That’s not a -

Tim: I am eating the coffee beans from the J A R

Bruce: [looks more dead inside than usual and turns his sign around to read “something dangerously unhealthy and probably caffienated”]

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Commissioner Gordon's Guide To Dealing With Robins

Robin 1 - Nightwing - Dick Grayson

  • Give hugs
  • Smile at him
  • Must protect him at all costs.
  • Likes granola bars
  • I can't believe that my daughter dated this marshmallow of a human.

Robin 2 - Red Hood - Jason Todd

  • Hates the police
  • Establish trust via supplying peanut butter cups
  • Very cautious, put at ease by telling him of the times that batman tripped on the roof edge while trying to be dramatic
  • One you get to know him, a sweet kid

Robin 3 & 5 - Red Robin - Tim Drake

  • Oh lord
  • Always hungry, partial to coffee
  • A little creepy
  • So small
  • A bit sadistic, keep an eye on those weapons he comes up with
  • Laxative bullets should not be allowed

Robin 4 - Spoiler - Stephanie Brown

  • Chatty
  • Irreverent towards batman
  • Keep chocolate on hand
  • Dating the Orphan, asks for dating advice. I am very good at this, I also have a daughter.
  • Have become “favorite uncle”

Robin 6 - Damian Wayne

  • Lord have mercy
  • This boy
  • I can't
  • So violent, like a snippy little kitten
  • Dislikes: everything. Likes: Nightwing
  • Talk about swords and nightwing
  • After establishing trust, give head pats