dealing with the worst case scenario

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING 🥺✨💖😭💘✨💕

Is that a boner in your pocket or are you just. banana to see me.

Reblog if your blog is a safe space for these identities: agender, demiboy, demigirl, genderfluid, non-binary, and transgender!

Calling all my pretty boys

I wanna terrify cishets but make lesbians want me carnally is that too much to ask

I refuse to believe a pic of my bulge isn't getting notes and I'm instead believing Tumblr is suppressing my horny images.

Why Hawaii needs a break from tourism — perspective from local resident palanichang on tiktok

The new demo for Slay The Princess is so cool, I can't wait to see how the final game is going to be!

literally the most normal tag i have seen on this. thank you for simply tagging #dog and not “you must answer his riddles three” or “why the long face” or “he is melting!” etc.

from the tags.

ChatGPT is running out of money because they haven't actually figured out how to make money with the plagiarism engine they created.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

$700,000 a day for a year is $255,500,000. So it would take a hair under 40 years to use up the $10 billion.

LITERALLY NOTHING GOES OUR WAY

i’m so sorry bulgarian bottoms

@stvksn on ig

I'm so gay I'm so gay I'm so gay I'm so gay I'm so gay

Y'all gay as fuck, holy shit 🤭

Out of Touch

OP is still active with people reblogging a 1m notes post once a week

They are the true hero

hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk

theres' an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study:

This is important.

This is what people are.

We want to be useful, and we want to make people happy

Pay attention to this.

Motherfucker effortlessly whipped out a balloon animal while talking about entropy and looking like a regular contributor to the Washington Post. I wish him nothing but the best in life

unstained white shoes and an immaculate manicure. they absolutely did not dig for shit