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homomedia
@lilnasx: can somebody tag the artist so I can credit them! also stream no time to die and rodeo 💚💖

BTW Lil Nas X did tag the artist, @daniherrera.jpg on Instagram. Bonus:

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crtter
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april

if your not careful you might end up controlled by an orb

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april

might even end up turning into an orb yourself

Don’t listen to April it’s fine check this out 🔵

Oh whew thanks! I was worried I-

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frostingpeetaswounds

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

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imaginarycircus

They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to.

if you read it all three horizontally it sounds like a fanfiction cross over between katniss and harry and the author is making them have a really awkward first meeting

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my-random-fandoms

OK, but you guys. The book that this chart comes from is called Nabokov’s Favorite Word is Mauve and it is fabulous. You get a LOT of charts just like the one above, including gems such as “Most distinctive words used in TX Erotica vs. NY Erotica,” “Percent of Harry Potter Fan Fiction that uses ‘blimey’ more than JK Rowling,” and “Top three word sentence opener for Fight Club, Fifty Shades of Grey, and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.” 

Plus so many more. It’s a lot of fun to read and I highly recommend it!