never shared it here before but this is my ongoing leon s. kennedy fanfic! alternative universe where he’s an agent for umbrella when he goes to raccoon city. pairing is leon x fem!reader :)
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Kinnporsche fandom everyday: 536 posts about people losing it over Bible's beauty followed by 187 posts about people losing it over Apo's beauty, atleast 3 posts about about KP VP infighting, one new person everyday loses it over Tay, Biu Biu Biu, 17 posts about Mile living the pay for gay life being a daddy et all, one new person crying about the bathroom scene again, Deutsch bank is there, some old unearthed video of Apo being hyperactive, KP production lore is revisited once a week like Sunday church where everyone says thanks to their saviour p'pond, Jeff Satur's hair, extremely big brained meta followed by extremely lame dick jokes (it's the same poster), unhinged apomile Twitter interaction, someone is crying for Big in the corner, new magazine shoot, slowmo GIFs of cast members touching each other like humans normally do, 4252 posts more about Bible
Do you love yourself? I don’t have to answer that. It should matter. He has a body but it doesn’t matter, clean sheets on the bed but it doesn’t matter. (Unfinished Duet - Richard Siken)
The best thing about Kinn is he never judges anyone for seemingly eccentric or absurd behaviours? Your carps died? Sure I'll get you new ones and its totally okay that you want to punish the murderer by making him dress up like the little mermaid. You are afraid of my ex's jealous ghost? Here's some background story to reassure you that he never loved me. Let's also visit the temple to banish the spirit. Whatever makes you happy. :)
how grateful i am to not be a teenager during the era of tiktok
short walk in the sun momentarily heals local woman who hasn't felt real since she was 7
Just a couple of quick thoughts, for now, on Vegas in Ep 5:
He knows enough to show up and hook Porsche with that motorcycle and an understanding ear. How much did he anticipate exactly what Kinn’s reaction would be the night Porsche was drugged, and exactly what the fallout would be, and therefore exactly how vulnerable Porsche would be to the bait? I think about Vegas’s “incomprehensible ambition” trailer, in which he says “Ambition without intelligence is like a bird without wings,” and I have to wonder how fucking smart this guy actually is. I bet he’s scary smart. And he’s stuck as the first son of the second family, and he’s sure as hell smart enough to know what that means for any of his ambitions.
Also, I don’t think that was entirely an act, with Porsche. Vegas is starving, emotionally. I think we’re seeing right now how Vegas can be hooked, and I think we’re only a half-step to the right of a universe where Kinn doesn’t show up at Porsche’s door and Porsche chooses Vegas instead, cue all the Vegaspete emotional trainwreck only focused on Porsche, and I kind of want to read that fic. At any rate, I’ll be interested to see how this peek behind Vegas’s barriers - even if he’s using it to his advantage - possibly sets us up for the chink in his armor that Pete’s going to get his little fingers in and pry open.
Oh, one last thing: How much will Vegaspete ALSO be dependent on Vegas finally getting to see Pete as something other than one of the First Family Bodyguard Drones, the way Porsche has been something other than that from the minute he stepped through the door? I think there’s a reason Pete never seemed to have registered for Vegas for even a second, so far.
A Fandom Primer for the KinnPorsche BingeWatchers
(no spoilers)
Welcome new fandom members! Here is a primer to bring you up to speed on all the fandom gossip and inside jokes so that you can reach maximum unhinged-ness along with the rest of us. This is just a primer for the tumblr fandom (fuck knows what’s happening on twitter or tiktok) with a sampling of relevant posts and some personal faves – all of this is completely in jest, and as much as possible avoiding any spoilers for the show or book. New members, enjoy this speedrun through 14 weeks of insanity; old members, enjoy the feral nostalgia!
The backstory
This show’s got lore almost as good as the storyline itself. Okay, let’s keep it brief. Filmania picked up the novel by writing-duo Daemi and released an original teaser trailer back in Jan 2021. Some drama went down, whether funding or author disputes or Plague, who knows, but the BL never made it to full production. Then Be On Cloud (BOC) picked it up. They had money and backing (more on this later) and most of the original cast on board and their trailer came out March 2022. Fans mourned ice prince ponytailed coloured-sunglasses Kim from original trailer but in all other regards the BOC version of the show is immaculate.
The backstory…gossip version
Kinnporsche is basically fanfiction inception. The character of Kinn is based off real-life actor/mode/singer/millionaire/general hottie Mile Phakphum…who heard that a BL fanfic version of his life was being made and promptly auditioned for it. And then who should get cast as his love interest Porsche but a hot dude he met ten years ago (and has remembered ever since) called Apo Nattawin. Everything is going swimmingly from Mile’s point of view until Filmania version gets cancelled…and then BOC (who Mile is ✨unspecified✨ associated with) picks it up, and suddenly there’s a whole lot of funding to ensure that Mile and Apo get to act out their mafia love story with a limitless budget. You thinking I’m making this shit up? I am not. Here’s a more detailed and hilarious summary of the whole thing and also just some general fandom shrieking about it.
greatest thread ever thanks to @rythyme
Okay! That’s the fandom lore out of the way, onto the fun stuff. In no particular order:
The Inside Jokes
- Deutschebank is watching
- Fudge is the new Fuck. Special thanks to the iqiyi subtitle translators, who refused to let the characters swear. Even when they were swearing in English. Vegas baby, you tried.
- “We’re all gonna get shadowbanned to hell” (later replaced with “pretty sure staff must be watching KP too”)
- Bread. (No I will not elaborate. This one’s too good to spoil. Just know that bread is a main character in this show)
- We’re stealing Tay’s gender
- Housekeeping are not paid enough (spoilers for post ep 8)
Classic moments
- The holy trinity of Kinnporsche thirst: dick, arse and tiddies
- The famous dick twitch, captured and zoomed. Thanks @yeetlegay 😘
- The peak arse moments. Thanks @moerusai 😘
- The veritable smorgasbord of tiddies. Thanks Mo (again) 😘
- The fandom going feral after the teaser of this beautiful tender moment between Kinn and Porsche…only to later find out that Porsche has got a handful of Kinn’s cock. No innocences remain after the airing of this show.
- The fandom losing its mind every single week that we didn’t get the pool scene. It was made so much worse after Apo lied/teased/mocked us by saying it was gonna be in episode 8 and it wasn’t until episode 13. People were frothing at the mouth I tell you.
- Which is probably responsible for why the pool scene gave us insane gems like this. Imma be counting the thrusts in every sex scene from now on.
Important moments
- There was a pretty big conversation about jumper cable voltage at one point. You’ll know why when you get there. To summarise: no it wouldn’t have killed him if he was ~used to it~. Thanks @lutawolf for calling an electrician on behalf of the fandom.
- There is a special place in the fandom’s heart for the mafia malewife era.
- Mile has a big cock. It’s, er, come up several times. No not like that.
- The moment that got us quivering – episode 7 ‘do you see this ring on my finger?!’
- The fandom had a collective breakdown over episode 7 in general, but especially the knowledge that the cast watched it live in a cinema in Thailand with a bunch of fans. Please remember this for when you watch the final scene. Live. In a cinema. With other people sitting next to them.
galaxy brain take here from @onstoryladders
Important fandom alerts
- The fandom does not support whitewashing of Apo/Porsche
- The fandom does not support Daemi, because of fairly strong evidence that the male half of the pair SH Mile at one point.
- However the fandom does extremely support the KP production team, especially P’Pond (Director for the emotional *cough* sex *cough* scenes) and P’Joy (our cinematography goddess)
- The fandom strongly recommends watching all the Behind The Scenes clips on youtube. Here’s the first one.
- The fandom also strongly recommends developing a mild obsession with the theme song Freefall. Here’s some of the thematic versions for feels.
- The fandom does not support any crazy-fan-tinhatting of Mileapo actually being in a relationship. Officially they are just good friends and we will respect that. But damn the boys don’t make it easy on us.
- The fandom has discourse, because of course it does. But we try our best to be chill and respectful about other people’s thoughts and faves, even if we disagree. The exception is Tawan. Everyone hates that bitch.
Random jokes
- Get along handcuffs
- ChanBig ghost ship (that did or didn’t age well, depending on your interpretation)
- Product placement. I’ve already mentioned the bread, but none of us will ever forget what they made Mile do with that cheese.
- Tankhun is the only bitch in this house that we respect
- Arm is the second bitch in this house that we respect
- New for ep 14: Ms Erika is the third bitch in this house that we respect
- The [redacted] got more of a funeral than [redacted] did
Personal faves and honourable mentions
- Our fandom has a blessing like no other in the form of Nemi/luckydragon10, our fandom archivist. The meta for this show is insanely good and Nemi has collected all the best bits (a labour of love and also just, y’know, labour) here. I 100% recommend giving it a browse.
- My personal fave gifset is this one right here, combining my two favourite things after ep.2
- Just a lovely lovely video of KinnPorsche kissing (spoilers obvs)
- And to round us off, a very special video that everyone should see at once in their lives – Apo doing the splits
Welcome to the fandom <3
