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My, What A Plot Twist You Were

@spiderin-space

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ohhh haha you're a dragon? *twirls hair on finger* you look so strong.. haha how much can you lift?? 35 tonnes?? ohh haha that's so cool.. you can breathe fire too huh? ooh,, Lightning huh?? haha.. could you show me?~ *is immediately vaporised*

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does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

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ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.

that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan

he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.

but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.

but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.

that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.

there’s no “more than 1/combo” option bc im curious abt whats your Go-To* - if you need this pain GONE asap what are u taking! your babygirl! your rock your everything. mine is ibuprofen though i do WISH i was a herbal remedy girlie

*if your go-to is ALWAYS a combo tho, like excederin (which is acetaminophen + caffeine + aspirin), choose “other”!

also: the last option = you take NOTHING and just suffer

hey wait i have a question. how attached to your name are you guys. like on a scale of “this name is perfect 4 me and i like it lots” to “if people didnt use a name for me i would not care/notice. if you called me by a completely different name for long enough id go by it” because im the second one but i remember a conversation w greass that was like oh huh! names r really important 2 me!