I’m seeing people starting to apologize for falling behind on Kinktober.

This goes for those people, and all other writers out there feeling like they’re falling short of content they promised to deliver:

You owe us nothing.

You heard me.

Yes, even if you said you would have something ready today, tomorrow or next month.

You’re writing in your own time, for free, and only you get to decide if and when you’re ready to share it with us.

We’ll be here to read it and celebrate it with you when the time comes.

https://bookshop.org/

They are making audio and digital books available now too!!

I found a hardback printing of the Voynich Manuscript on here. This place fucking rocks.

Hey I’m so excited to see this on my dash! I work at an independent bookstore in NY and we were hit insanely hard by the pandemic, like so many other indie bookstores across the country. Bookshop has literally been helping us to keep the lights on. You using stores’ affiliate links to bookshop (you can support my store here) or just browsing it on your own directly impacts our ability to remain in business. Overall Bookshop has raised over 10 million dollars for independent bookstores across America. This site really works!

If you want to buy books from the comfort of your own home without supporting Amazon, please please consider using Bookshop! We are all so thankful for your support!

Image reads:

“Oh, this is fabulous. A new online platform, Bookshop, has created a centralized online shopping platform for independent bookstores around the country. Quarantine doesn’t mean you have to resort to Amazon.”

Picture of a person with hands on a desk, standing in front of bookshelves. 

Caption under the picture: “Thanks to Bookshop, there is no reason to buy books on Amazon anymore.”

Visit bookshop.org

Wonder how many people saw UFO’s on this night? 😳👽🛸

Art by: @fireflydroneshows

How breathtaking beautiful this is

I would never settle for fireworks ever again if I had these babies

friendly reminder for things you might have forgotten!

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

Eddie: You might wanna slow down..

Robin: It's fine, I have a high metabolism.

Eddie: Those are edibles.

Robin: Yeah I know dude, that's why I'm eating them.

Eddie: They're full of cannabis..

Robin: *Eyes widen in fear* A-All of them?

Eddie: How many did you just eat, Buckley?

Robin: U-uhm- ten? *whispers* twelve

Eddie: Oh god.. that amount with your body weight *sucks air through his teeth* It's fine, you're fine

Robin: THEN WHY'RE YOU MAKING THAT FACE?!

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

fuck you I can hear it

Someone ought to slap the asshole who sang this upside the head

Good news!

“Good news!” Fucking dead 🤣🤣

i love that it’s pikachu saying this bc pikachu attained freedom by electrocuting the fuck out of ash and outright refusing to get into the fucking pokeball

LGBTQ+ Pride Pokemon Card Patches made by AlienInAJar

Tell me why I thought it said Trans Pikachu Soup… SOUP?!

Imagine a comedy-drama Hollywood film with Chris Pine, Pratt, Hemsworth and Evans as rich businessmen brothers who are called to inherit their deceased father’s multi-billion empire:

Pratt - the eldest son who left home and ran away with his trust fund money. He used to be the father’s favorite son. A divorcee with two children. Returns home jealous of Evans’ character.

Evans - the all-time favorite son of the father. He is rich and successful and is currently the COO of his father’s multi-billion business. He is expected to be CEO after his father’s death. A playboy who is actually still hung-up on a former lover who cheated on him.

Pine - mother’s favorite son. Is rich, smart and extremely successful. Almost the same as Evans’ character, but is a lot more grounded. Is engaged to his longtime girlfriend. He holds a high position in his father’s company, and is secretly hoping to be considered for the CEO position. Hard-worker. The golden boy.

Hemsworth - the under-appreciated son. The guy who settled for a simple life far away from what he was used to. Is married with three kids and owns a cute dog. Has the kindest heart. Is secretly hoping for the appreciation he’s always wanted.

If no one makes this happen I’m going to cry.

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

this post keeps me going

Bro what the fuck

Sometimes on the subway we time travel.

It’s the question mark that makes it exquisite.  The future is not an exact science.

Look we’re not exactly sure what day it is yet- but fuck if it isn’t a Monday

That moment… Everyone should have this on their blog.

i’ve seen so many people being disrespectful towards tom and that girl (not saying her name) he was photographed with and honestly you’re not a true fan if you’re being disrespectful and saying shit like “no tom can only be with zendaya!! or “this bitch is ugly” or even dumb stuff like “tom is mine and mine only” honestly, you’re a piece of shit if that’s how you react to this stuff. he might not even be dating her and maybe they’re old friends, but just let him be happy.

This ☝🏻

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.

When I read “the most wanted woman in town”, I thought it meant she was a master criminal. 

CLEARLY she’s a CAT BURGLAR

This fairytale has everything…shapeshifting, romance, lesbianism, cats, BAD PUNS <3

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

France what the fuck

France you had one job

I’m crying

This is hilarious

Man this is missing Australia with its Kindergarden AND Reception before going 1-12