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pleaseeeee hire me im just a little guy… im just a little guy and im sooo cute and you should give me sooo much money one million per second and um also let me sit down. thank you <3
Whenever I get a puncture wound I feel so smug towards any tetanus that might be in there. They have no idea about my sick ass vaccinated immune system. While you were crawling in soil my cells were studying Tdap. Now die by the hands of my learnéd warriors.
Oh shit this is a rare chance to reblog this!! This only comes on the calendar once every couple of years!!
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I hate bright ass fucking LED headlights or whatever the hell they are
the masculine urge to let my hair grow out vs the feminine urge to chop it off as soon as it gets past my shoulders.
Grimm x Pearl (Primm) are continuing their dork journey towards their eventual marriage. We’re still in the phase of pining lol. For those who want to read Primm’s story fully, you’ll find all episodes here, marked as Primm under the very first Death-Head’s Deal comic. Or you might just go to Webtoons to read this episode and others! All Primm episodes are marked in Webtoons as Grimm x Pearl but you might want to start from episode 10.
For new readers; No, that’s definitely not her brother but a deadly mafia guy - a Death-Head - who she hired for herself.
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This is my cat, Brigitte.
24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer. Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park. She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.
I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal. Good fortune follows her everywhere.
I don’t want to be selfish. I have everything I need and then some. So, I’m sharing her with you.
Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.
And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte. Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.
Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.
Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!
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we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®
I’ll always reblog a tortie, good luck or no.
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St Brigitte!
The ghost duet is here, Halloween has officially begun :D
Death-Head’s Deal, story #16 “Grimm x Pearl - Past” is another step closer to finding out how these two pining idiots got married.
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moms are like Btw want to hear about this local news story that will make you fear for your life before you go out
Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics
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Sweet pangolin baby. A little guy. A friend
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