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Kirsten • 25 • Bisexual 🏳️‍🌈 • Canadian 🇨🇦 • Taken💙👭• MeMineStyle • Side blog @getthegood-vibes

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.

It doesn’t matter what it’s for.

You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?

For college?

To put a downpayment on a house?

Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?

Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.

And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.

So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.

“What if I spend the money that day?”

Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.

And yes, this system literally kills people.

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Remember when “Guardians of the Galaxy” came out? one of Rocket Racoon’s creators, Bill Mantlo, suffered an accident in 1992 and has irreparable brain damage.

before the movie came out, Marvel gave him an exclusive preview screening. SOme people were upset because they felt if Marvel was really wanted to thank mantlo, they should have donated money to Mantlo’s family.

Bill Mantlo’s brother had to come out and explain: If Marvel gave them monetary aid, Bill Mantlo would lose his financial assistance.

That’s so utterly depressing.

disgusting

I have friends on welfare who won’t pick up a penny in the street because they’d risk the welfare they struggled to get for 10 years.

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oh look another fucked up thing in this world. let’s just add it to the list. number 63858b

My brother has been on California State SSI for autism for the last 10 years, and he absolutely has to (no joke, HAS TO) spend all 720 bucks of his SSI every month, because if he puts it in the bank he risks losing his SSI altogether.

Sometimes, at the end of the month, he has no idea what to do with his money because the whole month went by and he still has 400-ish bucks in his account, and he fucking panics because he doesn’t want to get anywhere near 2,000.

And here’s the funnest part of the story!

One day he did a huge commission on Second Life and wound up earning 1500 bucks off of it, and he told the guy to donate it 500 bucks at a time over 3 months. The guy didn’t want to, and just donated all 1500, which put my brother at 2,036 bucks.

The state IMMEDIATELY (I’m talking less than an hour) called him up to tell him over the phone that they were canceling his SSI, because they noticed he had gone over the 2,000 buck threshold. He had to tell them that someone had made a charitable donation to him and that this was not a common occurrence in any way shape or form, and upon not believing him, my mother had to call to talk to them as his legal caretaker and say basically the same thing until they called off the cancellation of his SSI money.

He also had to cancel his renter’s assistance because it put him to 1,062 a month, so if he went 30 days without spending any money they’d cancel his SSI altogether. Like, none of us in the family have any fucking clue why that regulation is in place and it’s the stupidest shit in human history.

Please, legal side of Tumblr, tell me what positive reasoning this law has?

Happy 4th of July everyone! This is what the “nation of opportunity” looks like.

There’s something called an ABLE account that can help. If you are on SSI and were diagnosed as disabled before the age of 26 you can apply for an ABLE account that will allow you to save up to $99,000. More people need to know about this!

thank you so much for this information. i’m applying for an abled account right now

THERES A WHAT

OH GOD BLESS THE SHIT OUTTA YOU YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FREAKED OUT OVER THIS I WAS

I’ve been looking into SSI; I had no idea about this!

Read till the end for the important info

Reblog to literally save a disabled person’s life

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This shit is why conservatives think disability is fun pampering, because they see disabled people have to come up with ways to get rid of the money and to them it looks like they must be rolling in excess.

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

Mamaw's Recipes: Apple Butterscotch Bars

Mamaw made this recipe with me prior to the pandemic, which means that I had not yet developed my intolerance to dairy. Unfortunately, both butterscotch and caramel are made with milk, so I have not been able to make this recipe again, at least as originally written. I'm sure there's some way to make vegan butterscotch/caramel, though, and Mamaw herself added a note to the recipe when she gave it to me: "If you later wanted this a little different, you could use any flavor of jam and/or chocolate chips. I bet that would be good too. Love you!"

Love you too, Mamaw. I hope y'all enjoy this recipe.

Ingredients:

  • 1 1/2 cup (188 grams) flour
  • 1 1/2 cup (234 grams) regular oats
  • 1/3 cup (67 grams) sugar
  • 2/3 cup (113 grams) brown sugar, slightly packed
  • 3/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1 cup (226 grams) butter, softened
  • 1 1/2 cup (408 grams) apple butter
  • 1 11-ounce bag or 1 2/3 cup (312 grams) butterscotch or caramel chips

Directions:

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit/190 degrees Celsius. Grease a 9 inch (about 23 cm?) square pan.
  2. Stir together flour, oats, sugars, salt, and baking powder.
  3. Using pastry blender, fork, or hand, cut butter into oat mixture. Set aside 3/4 cup of this mixture for topping.
  4. Press remaining oat mixture into bottom of greased pan.
  5. Spread apple butter over top.
  6. Add chips to the reserved oat mixture and sprinkle over top.
  7. Bake approximately 35 minutes or until light golden brown.
  8. Cool completely before cutting into bars.

(Note: all metric conversions are approximate, and mostly done through googling, as both Mamaw and I are very American. If there are any errors please let me know.)

"Mamaw's Recipes" is a series where I transcribe and share recipes that my late grandmother left behind, as a way of honoring her memory.