fascism looks like asking elderly & disabled individuals to turn their air conditioning off and die while your HOA/county also bans putting solar panels on your roof because “what if it’s ugly”

it’s also: telling people to evacuate their homes in a natural disaster and not offering them any method to leave whatsoever

71% of people who died in Hurricane Katrina were over the age of 60 or disabled

climate change will kill disabled people and the most vulnerable first. it already has. the fucking White House itself even admits they utterly failed disabled/elderly people in 2005

phineas and ferb really said “how many characters can we make autistic” and the answer was “yes”

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

I don't know who needs to hear this but:

-"it only hurts a little" is still pain

-"I can ignore it" is still pain

-"I can cope with/manage it" is still pain

-"it's bearable" is still pain

-"I can push through it" is still pain

-"it doesn't hurt that much" is still pain

-"it doesn't stop me from doing x" is still pain

You don't need to be in agonizing pain to be in pain.

Show him the fruits

Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this

is he also in front of the white house?

He's the president

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

God?

How Calicos Give Birth. Based on a dream my girlfriend had.

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read this as “how catholics give birth” and thought it was some bizarre metaphor for secular sex ed

This just got better and better

wonky videogame dancing is so fucking fun i eat it up everytime like get it computer boy

go off

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend

"what do they mean by disintegrate?" "oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"

"Replace capitalism with a good nap"

Stencil seen in Marseille, France

anarcho-siestaism 4ever real