Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

Long collection of resources under the cut.

ALSO you should consider browsing Virtual Pet List and seeing if there are any pet sites you might be interested in playing. There is a whole genre of browser games right under your nose

Another one that I just found recently is this, which is a whole collection of blogs, organized by topic!

Look guys the real internet IS STILL THERE I'm going to cry

try Radiogarden

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

My favorite part of college is the bog full of poison

Please tell me other people do this please tell me I’m sane

the switch successor will be as powerful as 2 switches duct-taped together

Sorry these tags need to be acknowledged I think

#utilitarianarchitecture sentimentalism in #BRUTgroup photo by unknown author #isc20c https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnni_SZIwPw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT

When the edibles start hitting

This is breaking containment into the TERF enclosures which I very much expected, but I will happily shout from the rooftops that furry porn artists are more productive and beneficial to society than JKR’s incessant whining on the elon musk dick riding app about how much she hates trans people

1439 votes but 288 reblogs because the TERFs are afraid of the truth so they're just linking it directly to each other lmao

#get jkr to less than 1% I know we can do it

@demilypyro

You want polls like this to break containment in to TERF circles because it shows them that their views are not widespread

I literally have this exact thought multiple times every day when i talk to anyone i know. and theyre always watching a new show im like wtf even is that ive never watched a tv show in my life

does anybody remember fun. Nobody even remembers fun. anymore, give me a second I— I need to get my story straight my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state my lover she's waiting for me just across the bar my seats been taken by some sun glasses asking bout a scar but I know I gave it to you months ago I know you're trying to forget but between the drinks and subtle things the holes in my apologies you know I'm trying hard to take it back so if by the time the bar closes and you feel like falling down I'll carry you home

TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT WE ARE YOUUUUUUNNG SO I SET THE WORLD ON FIIIIIIIRE WE CAN BURN BRIGHTEEEEEER THAN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUN

How I’d Love To Displease My King.

And Be Subjected

To New And Creative Punishments.

Like Being Loaded

Into The Sling

Of A Trebuchet.

And Launched,

Arcing,

At The Wall Of The Enemy Fortress.

To Shatter,

Wetly.

And Bathe Protestants In My Steaming Gore.

God.

I Miss You,

Walled Cities.

Dartboards

That You Were.

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

Yesssss!!!

These so-called "philosophers" clearly haven't had drunken conversations about gender with 6 different kinds of tranny now have they?

As someone with a philosophy degree who has published in gender theory... this is absolutely true. Worse, some of our universities in so-called Australia still have TERFs teaching there. Looking at you university of Melbourne. The discussions I have with my friends are decades ahead than some boomer who somehow has tenure but whose understanding of gender is stuck in the 70s. The essay I published ago was based on these discussions too, as reading through what the academy had to offer was piss poor.

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

Purgatory

The Garden of Death

Watercolor and gouache by Hugo Simberg, 1896

“Gone outside to garden” is a strangely affecting euphemism for death.