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BeReals in October

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

… It’s 2020

If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?

Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.

Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and I’m not taking any chances

i dont get it

omg ves search it up

I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni

i like being able to live life’s bad as it is no thanks

can’t risk it sorry

sorry no risks here

Risk taker? Wrong person

it’s 2021 and this hellscape aint ded yet

paranoid help

It’s 2022 and this world is a hellscape. I am obviously going to reblog this. I wen back and took out all negatives because it is in my best interest to only have positives. I, also, made sure to have the best grammar and spelling I could. We have to be safe. Thank you.

I want a curse! Curses are cool! But I’m reblogging this to say that.

…shit.

My eyes: crying 👁💦

Outside: raining 🌧☁️☔️

Feeling: alone 👎👤

Despa: cito 😔

Hotel: trivago 🏢

Your mom: Gay 🏳️‍🌈

Not funny, didn't laugh, also your gut microbiome is not nearly as diverse and plentiful as mine

REBLOG to fuck a WIZARD

IGNORE for PENIS CURSE

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omg they actually did it!!

guys ive been waiting for this. If I get it will you guys play? @folklorefairyqueen @moonxchaos

YES OMG I WANNA PLAY THIS RIGHT NOW @cyhyryth

this by itself already makes me wanna play this game 😂😂😂

UPDATE: Friday 27, March, 2020

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This actually looks so good! I will definitely be getting this!

@whattheplot are you ever gunna bring this back?

What The Plot?!™ is now available in our online store!

Get it here

finally ordered mine!! can’t wait to get my hands on it :>

i want this so bad.

I have it - it’s fun! 10/10 would recommend.

I own it!  Super fun, 5 stars.  Buy it today!

@hufflepuffhuggles I WANT IT

I can see why! I mean…this sounds like the most entertaining chaos i can imagine!

I spontaneously just ordered this wtf

@music2muse @alegitamentblogiswear I bought this for us! We have to play!

I’ve reblogged this like seven times already, but I got mine late last year and oh! My! God! It’s so wonderful; my friends and I love to get drunk/hug and play. The creative opportunities are endless

I also got this game!! It’s super good!! Definitely recommend :)

I am definitely gonna get this!!!

oo this seems fun!!

This is presented as a feel good story.

This is terrifying. What happened to child labour laws?????

As weird as this may sound, some people do like working fast food. PT stands for part-time, so it's not like he's working a 40 hour work week or anything. Not to mention, as a 14 year old, he's probably just taking orders and washing dishes. If he's enjoying what he's doing, working towards something he wants, I'm confused on what the problem is?

thank you!!! i’ve always wondered the same thing. people act like teens getting a job is always a terrible thing, especially if it’s fast food or retail. like, i’ve been working at a martial arts studio since i was 14 (helping with classes way before that too) and i love it so much. yeah it sucked not always being able to hang with my friends after school but it was always refreshing to walk inside the studio, be greeted by my coworkers/friends, and get to teach for a few hours every day. been doing this for the past 3ish years (gotta leave the job bc im goin to uni) and im going to miss every second of it. don’t get upset at teens for getting and looking forward to working/having a job. ppl like that take all the fun outta it. 

if god hates the gays why italy

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

no……just thinking about it makes me….oooouuhh……….hoo boy…that ones gonna sting in the mornin

*Gets gender envy for another masked dude with long hair*