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peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

Seriously tho that was the Bush administration he had no health insurance.

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I’ve heard people saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations

Its me outside. U want some muffins

What kind?

Zucchini, but it taste like banana nut

Bananas can nut?

You know what ill keep my muffins

#everyday mood

“Where have you been? Everyone thought you were dead.”

Pizza - the 90s’ food of choice.

And I wondered why it was my favourite?

E.E. Cummings (via naturaekos)

Do I get along with my coworkers? I don’t have coworkers anymore, I have subordinates

Marvel’s Infinity War (2018)