lmao Diana went fuckin feral in this issue Super Friends #32

Scarecrow’s last mistake, giving Diana a reason to want him dead

Wait

In this continuity are Wonder Woman’s bracelets the only thing that stop her going on a killing spree O.O

Yeah, not only do they make an excellent defensive tool but they’re also power limiters. Without them she goes full Kratos.

Scarecrow in these panels like “OH GOD THIS IS HOW I’M GOING TO DIE”

As Wonder Woman gets ready to beat the straw out of him O.O;

“I WAS A DISTINGUISHED PROFESSOR OF PSYCHOLOGY AND I’M GOING TO DIE DRESSED LIKE A WIZARD OF OZ CHARACTER WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE”

As Wonder Woman

gets ready to beat the straw

out of him O.O;

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This. Is my pride and joy. A gift for my dad, who played Zork with me when I was a kid, and with his dad when he was a kid. I designed this pattern myself and had a great time puzzling out how to hide the glow in the dark letters!

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.

Spring!!!!

Homestuck Leitmotif Master Post

Under the cut is a gigantic post of all the Homestuck songs that reference a previous song’s musical motifs. A lot of this is done by ear, so if you think there’s an error or a missing reference, let me know by ask and I’ll edit the post.

I hope even dedicated Homestuck fans will find something new here! It took a while to put it all together, so I hope you find it worthwhile. (Panel edit by platinatina.)

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Homestuck Leitmotif Master Post

Under the cut is a gigantic post of all the Homestuck songs that reference a previous song’s musical motifs. A lot of this is done by ear, so if you think there’s an error or a missing reference, let me know by ask and I’ll edit the post.

I hope even dedicated Homestuck fans will find something new here! It took a while to put it all together, so I hope you find it worthwhile. (Panel edit by platinatina.)

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sports wizards casually showing off their powers

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

Reasons not to have your dog offleash at a public park:

1) roads (this one is self-explanatory)

2) it makes the park inaccessible to like, entire swathes of the population. If you have experience with police dogs or guard dogs in your neighborhood, or you're a new immigrant from somewhere with a large population of feral dogs, it sucks ass going to the park and having someone's massive lab bound up to you!

3) If, for example, you are in a protected wetland area plastered with friendly signs asking you to please leash your dog to avoid causing an ecological impact, having your dog offleash might cause an ecological impact! "Oh no, my dog is well-behaved, they would never bother the wildlife" wrong! your dog is in the pond trying to eat the endangered Blandings' turtles!

4) Non-zero chance of a jokerified park guide (me) just clipping your dog to a leash and stealing them

5) “Oh but my dog is friendly!” If your unleashed “friendly” dog runs up to my leashed UNFRIENDLY dog, and my dog bites yours, guess who’s getting the blame despite doing everything right?

6) Allergies. “Oh but my dog is friendly!” oh well that’s great I guess I can just put the epipen away because, yknow, he didn’t mean to induce anaphylactic shock, it was all in good fun, nothing to worry about!

7) Small children, the elderly and disabled people. “Oh but my dog is so friendly!” When your friendly dog slams into me/jumps on me/knocks me over I am just as injured.

8) Many of the places where it seems attractive to let a dog off the leash are home to wildlife! My local swamp park has a whole-ass coyote pack living in it. That is their house, and they will view your precious little sausage roll as a delivery dinner. I have legit seen a coyote come out of the bushes and take a small, off-leash dog. Leash your dogs.

A couple people reblogging with my addition have gone on to say that a well-trained dog can be off-leash and all these things only apply to badly-trained dogs (who presumably deserve to suffer? and who apparently also deserve the opportunity to harm and distress people who didn't sign up for Bad Dog Encounters?). Leaving aside the fact that dogs are animals, will always be animals, and will thus always have the potential to act unpredictably, just like every other animal, including humans, who do you think is training the wildlife?

I have seen the incident I referenced above play out three times. All three times, the dog lost. In one of the instances, the dog was two feet from its owner. In one instance, the owner followed the coyote into the bushes, still lost the dog, and got bitten badly. The parks service killed half the swamp coyotes after that, which isn't fair. Again, the swamp is their home. They live there. If you bring them DoorDash, they shouldn't be punished for eating it.

Coyotes. Bears. Venomous snakes. Squirrels, either rabid or leading your dog into traffic. And feral cats who also shouldn't be outside and uncontained, but don't deserve to be ripped apart by dogs because people failed them. Your dog is not the only animal in the world.

Please. Do yourself, your dog, and my coyotes a favor. Leash your dog.

Please. Do yourself, your

dog, and my coyotes a

favor. Leash your dog.

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Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

And unclench your jaw

If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now

Please get that drink of water and remember your meds

If you can’t remember the last time you showered/brushed your teeth here’s your sign to try and do those today

Set an alarm for tomorrow if you need to!

don’t forget the laundry in your drier

This was very helpful, I took my meds and had a shower.

If you haven’t yet slain thine enemies, take a quick break and do that

If you haven’t yet

slain thine enemies, take a

quick break and do that

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quick guide on how to bullshit instagram filter colors with photoshop

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

With NASA announcing their streaming service NASA+ and also announcing it’s going to be free and also ad free, I’d just like to appreciate the lengths they go to make scientific knowledge and exploration as available as they possibly can.

There's more info at this link. Gosh I'm excited about this.

Ayo ?!?

(for clarification, aotearoa is the original māori name for new zealand and is used widely across the country. nz is also often referred to as "aotearoa new zealand" instead of one or the other!!!)

please reblog because I'm kiwi and I need this to get to people who don't follow me directly for less biased results!!!

these tags are very important!!

The Dover Boys (1942)

Based on this:

doodle

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

MOON LANDING DAY IS THURSDAY!

HAPPY MOON DAY EVERYONE!!! 🌙

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

Floaties Masterpost

Ok look, I fucking loved the floaties that were being used in the community, but often found myself squinting at how tiny, and often times hard to read they were (for me at least).  So, seeing as I’m a grumpy old dude, and my eyes are easily strained, I started making my own. Bigass, and much easier to read! Also, nice and consistent! Which I guess is a bit of a pet peeve of mine. This is the Masterpost for all the Floaties I’ve made! Examples:

Full collection (700+ in seperate categories on seperate posts to keep tumblr from dying) in the read more section. Free to use as long as you give credit and don’t edit. Made by me -> @shintari​ / @ambivalence-and-torpor​

Can’t find what you Want? Want custom floaties like these? Check out my Floatie Commissions

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