people think im insane now imagine if i said everything that came to mind
If it had been me in that pond, seeing Jaskier shirtless and dripping wet, I would have sucked his dick then and there
Rip to Geralt but I'm different
Yennefer "I want everything" of Vengerberg to Yennefer "I'll give you everything I have" of Vengerberg.
Burn Butcher Burn is literally Jaskier being Jaskier, an overdramatic bottom that put all his energy from being rejected into a fire dope ass song only to sing it with a cracking voice and realizing that he just misses his Mr Aaah-look-at-me with the sword and the stupid hair
“All you have to do, Ciri, is keep your sword close and keep moving.“
-Geralt of Rivia
shoutout to geralt of rivia because if somebody wrote burn butcher burn about me i would shave my head and put myself in a witness protection programme
So there's two muscles in our middle ear that seize up to prevent too loud sounds reaching our inner ear and harming us. I just learned that apparently there are people that can control these muscles at will.
If witcher's can control the size of their pupil they definitely can do this too.
Geralt can drown out Jaskier's blabbering.
He probably does all the time.
You’re whole again. I felt it come back when I… I… When you sacrificed yourself for Ciri.
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yennefer: i didn't used to understand why people care so much about their dumb boyfriends, until i got a dumb boyfriend myself
yennefer: i've only had jaskier for a day and a half but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself
i would like to be clear that jaskier is the one who is worse