me to my significant other: you should watch this show
s/o: yeah maybe
me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-
Loooooooong
silenceofthememes
arrested for longitudinal crimes
dude has an entire dang lynx hanging from his hands like the world’s furriest slinky and there’s people just staring at their computers instead
me, after buying things for myself and trying not to feel guilty about it: *through gritted teeth* s-self care
“The most romantic things a man can do for a woman are the little things that let her know that she’s on his mind and in his heart.”
— Joshua Harris (via perrfectly)
my kink is when ppl actually care abt my feelings & what I have to say
too unrealistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us
by Nebitno, ZGB, March 2018 photo by @zagrebist
someone: all girls are beautiful and wonderful
me: yes absolutely
me: *remembers I am a girl*
me: with one unfortunate exception
