they're like angels
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“should we invite bella hadid” has more power over me than a million positive self affirmations actually
One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want
im letting the days go by and i dont even have a beautiful house or a beautiful wife
truly my LEAST favorite form of advertisement these days is the faux-tiktoker/influencer who is here to Sell Me Something. the “omg unbox my Pureology (TM) skincare haul!!!” “doing the #NespressoChallenge!!!” “you guys will not BELIEVE what i got from shein-“ like its scary. its WEIRD. not only do i have no idea who these perfectly manicured, babytalking people are they feel less like real people than even an actual advertiser does. stop trying to make me believe you are my friend. you are something inhuman to me. you are a changeling. you are a brand wearing ill fitting human skin and i see its skeletal shape shift beneath the surface.
yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands
SOGGY MAN ALERT !!!
!! I REPEAT SOGGY MAN ALERT !!
sopping focken wet….
the sopping focken wettest
YOU HAVE ENTERED
RADICAL SATURDAY
Today’s Friday, though.
they were more insane than hannibal for this
hannibal and will weren’t even toxic. all of that was normal
Leftism teaches you that the most annoying people in the world can have the exact same opinions as you. And they'll still get on your nerves
Other leftists will say some shit you fundamentally agree with but phrased in a way designed in a lab specifically to piss you off. Like you're right but shut the fuck up
"I'm scared, Jaskier." "Just saying that makes you braver than you know." "That's it. That's what makes you so special. You don't just see people. You see the best in them." | THE WITCHER SEASON THREE
how are you, as a white english actor with an angular face and cheekbones, auditioning for heroes? go in your little glass prison box of typecasting u inbred oxbridge dweeb.
this was about nicholas hoult being turned down for batman AND superman but you're so right!!! you're so right he's EVIL!!